A crazed gunman is pointing his shotgun at Doodthing's head

[ME##]

How do you protect him?




[spoiler]Unsatisfactory responses will result in the termination of your DoDship, unless you produce a sufficient monetary bribe.  [/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

Use Dead Eye to carefully pinpoint a shot from my buffalo rifle into the face of the gunman.

[Daddy]

Doodthing's physical being is all powerful and would not require protection.


His message, spirit, and essence require the defense of the DoD.

[ME##]

it's more of a symbolic gesture of what one would do to protect the holy squid 

[Thyme]

it's more of a symbolic gesture of what one would do to protect the holy squid 

Post, of course.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I would force the perpetrator to join and post thirty times a day.

[FAMY2]

Make that 56.

[Andria]

I would shoot a black viscose substance from my penis all over the perpetrators face then escape with doodthing

[Samus Aran]

AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IS RAISED BY THIS TOPIC

what is Doodthing's head? where does his body become his head???

[Daddy]

AN IMPORTANT QUESTION IS RAISED BY THIS TOPIC

what is Doodthing's head? where does his body become his head???

Where the body becomes a head on all cephalopods.

[ME##]

Where the body becomes a head on all cephalopods.

sounds hott

[ME##]

only correct answer was 'give doodthing a gun'

[Daddy]

je suis doodthing

[ME##]

je suis doodthing

je ne suis pas doodthing-jean-marie le pen

[don't let's]

[Me=Live] died[/me]