Boyah Christmas Story

[LCK]

Every Boyager
Down in Boyahooville..
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Lawlz,
Who lived just North of Boyahooville,
Did NOT!

The Lawlz hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Boyagers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Lawlzy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Boyager down in Boyahooville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.

"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his lawlz fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...


...All the Boyager girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!

Then the Boyagers, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would start on Boyahoo-pudding, and rare Boyahoo-roast-beast
Which was something the Lawlz couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!
Every Boyager down in Boyahooville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the Boyagers would start singing!

They'd sing! And they'd sing!
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Lawlz thought of the Boyahoo-Christmas-Sing
The more the Lawlz thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
"Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop Christmas from coming!
...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE LAWLZ
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!



thx for reading guys
continue my fan fic i'm a great writer right

[Andria]

CONTINUE DON'T STOP

THIS IS GREAT

[LCK]

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"I know just what to do!" The Lawlz Laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Lawlzy trick!
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

"All I need is a reindeer..."
The Lawlz looked around.
But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Lawlz...?
No! The Lawlz simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog Wawi. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on top of his head.

THEN
He loaded some bags
And some old empty sacks
On a ramshakle sleigh
And he hitched up old Wawi.

Then the Lawlz said, "Giddyap!"
And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Boyagers
Lay a-snooze in their town.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Boyagers were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Lawlzy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Santa could do it, then so could the The Lawlz
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little Boyager stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Lawlz, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Boyagers' feast!
He took the Boyahoo-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Lawlz even took their last can of Boyahoo-hash!




thnks again

[snoorkel]

boyahoo-hash

[bluaki]

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Boyagers were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first house in the square.
"This is stop number one," The old Lawlzy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.

During the middle of the night, all the boyagers are actually asleep rather than streaming or posting?

[ncba93ivyase]

liek dis if u crey evry tiem

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

liek dis if u crey evry tiem

what

[Kalahari Inkantation]

what

whoa

[ncba93ivyase]

what

Whoa.

[silvertone]

[Samus Aran]

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call Me kawaii again Mother fucker. i double dog dare You