worst subhuman commercial mascot

[Classic]

I love Flo. :'(

[Wrench]

The King freaks me out

[Samus Aran]

I love Flo. :'(

how can you

her entire act is that she's completely retarded

[YPrrrr]

how can you

her entire act is that she's completely retarded

Not really retarded... Maybe ditsy or weird

[Samus Aran]

Not really retarded... Maybe ditsy or weird

ALL OF THE ABOVE

[Wrench]

Actually holy shit

What's that mascot w/ the creepy ass lady shopping in a store?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

the pig

[Wrench]

the pig

...that makes sense now

i knew all of the mascots on this list, but that one

[Kalahari Inkantation]

...that makes sense now

i knew all of the mascots on this list, but that one

lolwhat

That was my answer to the thread title.

[Wrench]

lolwhat

That was my answer to the thread title.

DAMNIT TEC

now i feel dumb

I BLAME THE GAYS

[Nyerp]

DAMNIT TEC

now i feel dumb

I BLAME THE GAYS

Do not blame the gays.
Blame you.

[Hiro]

skip to 0:05

you can't wait for 5 seconds to get to whatever part you're talking about?

But yeah I don't think the "geico screaming pig" is even the thing, it was only in one commercial in a series of commercials

etrade babies and flo are the worst

[Daddy]

Babies.


Babies are not cute they are fucking ugly bags of flesh 80% of the time.
nor are they fun

[snoorkel]

you can't wait for 5 seconds to get to whatever part you're talking about?

But yeah I don't think the "geico screaming pig" is even the thing, it was only in one commercial in a series of commercials

etrade babies and flo are the worst

it was a clue as to what exactly I meant, so people didn't think I meant Mac Tonight himself or something.

[spoiler]it's the conspicuously fluffy white rug under his piano.[/spoiler]

I know the pig isn't really a mascot compared to the others, it's just so fucking obnoxious that it had to be included 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

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