when i goto church this morning

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do you want me to take notes on Important Events and then post a summary of the message ???

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church doesn't start until 10:45 so you guys have 30 more minutes before i have to leave

[PLEASEHELP1991]

yes

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yes

*shoves pens and pencils into my pockets, stabbing my legs and dying of lead poisoning and brain death*   That is how the Cookie Crumbles

[Daddy]

Yes please. Also tell them I am sick and am not skipping class.

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i don't goto sunday school lol, i am afraid to hang out with people my age.

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 i am going to study liberation theology so i can slam dunk this punk *points to the pastor, complimenting the point w/ a lil scoff*

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well i am off!! i already made quota for the next 2 days lmao.


i will post a lil summary when i come back

[Wrench]

yes

test us over it

[PLEASEHELP1991]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg1reOJV27w[/youtube]
this is your pastor

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helo im back. i got like 2 pages of notes

[PLEASEHELP1991]

helo im back. i got like 2 pages of notes

i read that as "i got like 2 pages of nudes"

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as I set off to fulfill my parental contract of Going to Church so I Don't Have to pay Rent (this was never communicated, but implied) i realize a lot of things
1. the beatles rule
2. jazz in the morning rules
3. driving in the morning is chill as hell
4. i already knew all of this.
also during the homestretch towards the church i Must drive on a highway, i realize, on this Highway. that if you drive on a high way forever you could attain enlightenment. you would be living in a life of constant meditation if you allow yourself to. i am pretty sure if Tathāgata was an American he would have rode on empty and endless highways with a bunch of fruit in the trunk, stopping only at night to stare at the moon and meditate in the Dream State. just my opinion
At Church Though, i missed most of the "worship of song" which is good because the worship band is awful (and even worse without me lol [i am a snarky asshole]) they did an advent wreathe thing which is just bull shit decoration and then they did the offering.

also they talked about this Voting for Affirmation of the "part time worship director" but the vote doesn't get Jayson (the future worship leader) Hired, he already has the job. they just want to see how much the church agrees with this choice, so it is pretty much meaningless in a short-term sense, and damaging in a long term SEnse. (just cos they don't like jaYson doesn't mean they hate the way the church is going... does this make sense??? it seems to promote an Us Vs Them mentality [elders vs congregation], which seemed like a Theme of the Day.

Exodus 15 was the scripture. the Song of Moses and Miriam. for some reason the pastor never mentions miriam, nor recognizes her in the Title. She was a prophetess and it Seems Weird that she be ignored, seeing how she had direct contact with god, makes me wonder: what is has miriam done to be ignored by This Pastor??? also why did all the Video Clips ignore Miriam?? poor miriam, i love you, btu don't know. i have a sympathetic, or just pathetic, soul.

~sorry for the rant folks lmao~
For the Real Shit:::::
exodus 15 was mostly a worship song, and it sings how Great God Is. Examples: God Is A warrior, A Powerful Being that Could Blast The Red Seas with his Nostrils  and "no god is like our god"  Is This Imperialist bullshit that Is Used to Propagate The Acceptance of War in the MIddle East against the Anti-Christian Forces known as Muslim Fascists??? No god is like Our god, we will not accept nor tolerate your God, the Warrior, who will beat you Into Submission. He Has the Power.'
then in the next chapters (the rest of 15, 16 and 17) the stranded jewish forces led by Moses, a God-Proxy, goes through Tests. First test, no water for 3 days. according to my pastor, they are Ignorant and Stupid for asking for water. I agree that they shouldn't have "commplained and bitched like noobs" but asking for Water shouldn't be something worth making fun of. Next they go without food for a few days thus the manna and quail miracles Happen, pastor makes fun of them for wanting food. and then No Water Again!!!! so god commands moses to strike a "fucking rock" and get water. pastor doesn't even bother telling this part of the story and just ends with prayer

woman leading worship starts playing her campy arrangments, i scoff at their low-tier song writing, the worship leader Cries because of some ~super christian divine speech that she feels compelled to make~ i grab my lil brother and Get the fuck out of there and talk to my lil brother about high school and i recommend him to read fear and loathing in las vegas.


i am not a poetic writer like socks or boognish so this is just a jumble of nonsense sorry

[PLEASEHELP1991]

it's more meaningful than the entirety of socks' posts

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it's more meaningful than the entirety of socks' posts

my free association bastardizes the bible