My younger sister, a college sophomore, doesn't believe in dinosaurs

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Boyager

December 06, 2011, 04:33:19 PM #30
Dear OP,

I would take your sister out to dinner before bringing her home, eating her out until she orgasms, and then making sweet love to her so she orgasms again. After having sexual relations with her I would ensure that I have ejaculated into her vagina. 

I would repeat this process until she gets pregnant at which point I would leave and send her monthly child support checks.

Sincerely,
Boyager

Kalahari Inkantation

December 06, 2011, 04:52:33 PM #31
i laughed at all of these responses

i love boyah

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:11:38 PM #32
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 04:33:19 PM
Dear OP,

I would take your sister out to dinner before bringing her home, eating her out until she orgasms, and then making sweet love to her so she orgasms again. After having sexual relations with her I would ensure that I have ejaculated into her vagina. 

I would repeat this process until she gets pregnant at which point I would leave and send her monthly child support checks.

Sincerely,
Boyager
She's waiting for you

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:14:00 PM #33
Quote from: Snowy on December 06, 2011, 05:12:48 PM
OP give me your sister's details.

I'll be at her dorm/home at dawn

MOM DRIVE ME TO AN INTERNET PERSON'S SISTER'S HOUSE SO I CAN GO DOWN ON HER

WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYYYYYYY

I HATE YOU MOM I HOPE YOU GET LOCKED IN A CLOSET

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:14:46 PM #34
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 05:14:00 PM
MOM DRIVE ME TO AN INTERNET PERSON'S SISTER'S HOUSE SO I CAN GO DOWN ON HER

WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYYYYYYY

I HATE YOU MOM I HOPE YOU GET LOCKED IN A CLOSET
>implying snowy would know how to go down on a girl

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:15:23 PM #35
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
>implying snowy would know how to go down on a girl

he heard it online somewhere so he was just saying it, not knowing what it meant

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:23:12 PM #36
Quote from: Snowy on December 06, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
I'd just bike there gosh 5thgrade;I know what going down on someone is. doodthing;
I doubt ud bike to Washington n00b

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:24:26 PM #37
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 05:14:46 PM
>implying snowy would know how to go down on a girl
"Ew it's like roast beef there's no way Im licking that!!!!!"

He'd then go play some video game

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:29:33 PM #38

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:30:31 PM #39
Quote from: Snowy on December 06, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
DC?

I'd love to. lubdoods;

oh yes I would. toothdood;
Washington State n00b

Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:32:48 PM #40
Quote from: Snowy on December 06, 2011, 05:27:05 PM
DC?

I'd love to. lubdoods;

oh yes I would. toothdood;

DO I CHEW ON THIS LIKE A SANDWICH?!

Commander Fuckass

December 06, 2011, 05:34:03 PM #41
THREAD IS NOW ABOUT ARBY'S AND HOW MUCH THEIR FOOD SUCKS
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Boyager

December 06, 2011, 05:34:08 PM #42
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 05:32:48 PM
DO I CHEW ON THIS LIKE A SANDWICH?!
i sure hope so i am pretty hungry........

Boyager

December 13, 2011, 04:12:15 AM #43
Quote from: Boyager on December 06, 2011, 08:53:50 AM
wawi will your sister marry me

get her to join boyah so i can marry her

and have her children

wtf? why wawi

Boyager

December 13, 2011, 10:22:34 AM #44
Quote from: Boyager on December 13, 2011, 04:12:15 AM
wtf? why wawi
Well if she looks anything like wawi...
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