Sexy Time

[Classic]

Chat thread got me thinking, there are a lot of people who need to get laid.

Who's a virgin and who's not?


I lost my V-card to a drunk cowboy.  

[PLEASEHELP1991]

I'm a virgin by the original definition of the term.

[silvertone]

Proud Virgin

[Andria]

basically

[??????]

i lost it to a adolescent

i lost my gay one to a closeted nutcase

[snoorkel]

No

[InbredPsychosis]

nope, i fucked the shit outta my princess

[Classic]

Literal shit? You're into blumpkin pie?

[Socks]

I have lost my virginity to the annals of history and those of Leslie.

[InbredPsychosis]

Literal shit? You're into blumpkin pie?

I'm afraid to look that up.

[Classic]

I laughed. 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i think i know why there a lot of closeted gay republicans
Some republicans practice textualism
and sexual intercourse by the original definition does not include sex with men
so it's okay for guys to have gay sex because it's not really sex!

[Classic]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin%20pie

[piano moths]

idk

[InbredPsychosis]

wow

how did that need a definition what are people doing to themselves