a very aristocrats christmas

[InbredPsychosis]

crossposting this from outsid, this is a transcript detailing a dream i had the other night. im not posting it on the dream board because its far too important, it belongs on this board instead. marioman70 is my friend who had the pleasure of being the first person to hear about this wonderful fairytale
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[spoiler]1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: okay so
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: the setting
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: is
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: vegas
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: a casino
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: i'm there with joice and my parents
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: several subplots are happening at the same time
1:54 AM - InbredPsychosis: i will try to remember them as i can
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: one, i'm in a big above ground swimming pool with joice and one of my old friends. and we are swimming in circles.
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: round and round we go
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: and i go under the water a few times and i didn't like that
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: at some point, joice decides to take up prostitution
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: here in vegas
1:55 AM - MarioMan70: 8|
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: and charges 30 bucks for a session
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: and i'm like
1:55 AM - InbredPsychosis: i can afford that
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: so we start doing it
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: and i start sucking on her nipples and then she's like okay now its 60 bucks and im like girl wtf
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: 60 bucks to make me go quick
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: or something
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: thats what she said
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: and
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: at the same time
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: my parents are in the lobby of this casino
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: and
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: this kid
1:56 AM - InbredPsychosis: is serving drinks
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and this old man
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: this part is pretty gross
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: this old man comes and orders a drink from the kid
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: the kid is underaged
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: hes like can i get you anything else
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and the old man is like
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: yeah you can blow me
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and hes like
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: okay
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and everyone is like wtf is this underaged kid really gonna blow this old man
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: so he starts setting up cups or something like a cup stacker
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: world champion
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: whatever
1:57 AM - InbredPsychosis: and
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: then it changes a little bit
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: and we are opening up the kids butt
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: and gonna fit grandpa inside his butt
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: like
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: he's gonna shrink
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: and go inside
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: and while he's inside
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: he's gonna jerk off
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: so he's not technically fucking the kid
1:58 AM - InbredPsychosis: so it's not illegal
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: at this point in the other area
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: joice and i are swinging through the casino on vines
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: like it was donkey kong or some shit
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: and her mom is there
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: and we don't want her to know about the prostitution
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: so we start serving egg rolls????
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: to try and hide the fact
1:59 AM - InbredPsychosis: that we are whoring her daughter
2:00 AM - InbredPsychosis: and some of the egg rolls are made with extra sex so they would give away the fact that she's a prostitute
2:00 AM - InbredPsychosis: it makes no fucking sense, i know
2:00 AM - InbredPsychosis: i think her cousin is also there trying to be like HEY EAT THESE EGGROLLS, DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT THE PROSTITUTION RIG
2:00 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then back with the old man
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: he turns into an old lady
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: and starts jerking off inside the kids ass
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then the kids 3penises, detatches itself
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: and sticks itself inside his butt
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: kind of
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: just the head
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: so that is happening
2:01 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then joices mom finds out about the prostitution
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then she starts cutting down the vines we were swinging on
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: and we were like oh man that's not cool
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: and somehow we all end up back where the kid is getting fucked by himself and an old woman man lady inside his ass?!??!?
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then the police show up
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: and charge us all for child pornography
2:02 AM - InbredPsychosis: so we go back in the back of the casino
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: to try and make it better
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: so we don't go to jail
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: and this lady has our files
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: and she just wrote on the folders
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: that have our names on them
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: something
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: i can't remember what
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: but it was bad
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: and
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: to clear us of the charges
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: she just folds the folder inside out
2:03 AM - InbredPsychosis: and covers up the message
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: so we're all good now
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: and at the very end of it all
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: my parents got some money or something
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: from the kid
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: getting fucked
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: and we decide to bet that money
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: to try double or nothing
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: so i take the giant wallet
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: that has the money in it
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: except it also has
2:04 AM - InbredPsychosis: 700 dollars
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: that we have to live on, separate from the 2400
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: that was given to us
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: by the police
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: or that we have to pay the police
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: and i put the giant wallet up to the screen on the ceiling
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: and it bets all the money
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: all of it
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: and we lose it all
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then i'm like
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: and joice and my mom and dad were like
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: KYLE NO DON'T BET ALL THE MONEY
2:05 AM - InbredPsychosis: except it was too late
2:06 AM - InbredPsychosis: and then i woke up
2:06 AM - InbredPsychosis: the end[/spoiler]

oh and, yeup in mah white tee

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i'm sorry but that's even less readable than one big paragraph to read

[InbredPsychosis]

what are you talking about it's ez to read

[PLEASEHELP1991]

you know
reading
stuff like
this
can
be
very
tedious
over
a
long
post

[InbredPsychosis]

NOT 4 ME, FELT NOW SHUT UP AND READ ITS MAGNIFICENCE

[Socks]

My interest was already lost.

[snoorkel]

I want to read it, but yeah, it's not worth reading a chat transcript

[InbredPsychosis]

I am disappoint, gentlemen.

[Travis]

i actually read that and WHAT THE FUCK

[silvertone]

aristocats

[Socks]

aristocats

I just think of Bob Saget and bags of shit.

[silvertone]

 i think of O'Malley the alley cat and his backyard is the whole world

[InbredPsychosis]

i actually read that and WHAT THE FUCK

this is better reaction