Best idea for an Nsider post ever

[Andrew1911]

We create a topic called 'I just found out my best friend is into guys'

The first two paragraphs seem real but in the third one, I think a Bel-Air or a 'OMG GET AWAY FROM ME I KILL U' would be suitable.

POST IT

Guys, I'm emotionally torn apart right now. I really don't expect you guys to care or anything, but I really want you guys to keep it clean and not offensive. Earlier at school today, my friend told me he likes other men. This really makes me think, because today was my last day of school. Why would my friend tell me this on the last day of school? It makes no sense.

I would have never expected him to do this. Sure, sometimes he acted like he liked men, but it was all just jokes. He also repeatedly tried to get the girls in my class to go out with him tons of times this past year, so no one really cared. I reckon I'm the only one he's told. Guys, I've known my friend since 2nd grade. I never expected him to bethis way, it's really tearing me apart. If this ever gets out to my class this following year, my reputation is shot.

The worst part is that I had to tell my parents since me and my friend were talking right before we left for about 20 minutes. I really tried to get away from them, but I couldn't. I told them, and now they want me to stop talking to him. So now I have to stop talking to him, take him off my AIM contacts, and all that. I've known this guy for most of my life. I went to the basketball court to clear my mind since I like basketball. My friend came there to talk to me but we got into a little fight. My mom got scared. She told me I have to move with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. I'm on the edge of crying here, guys. What should I do?

[Bushy]

Nice idea.  But keep the Bel-air part in the middle of the thread.

But wait, if you post it, won't other NSider suspect something?

[anus]

Nice idea.  But keep the Bel-air part in the middle of the thread.

But wait, if you post it, won't other NSider suspect something?

I can post it.

[Bushy]

Nice idea.  But keep the Bel-air part in the middle of the thread.

But wait, if you post it, won't other NSider suspect something?

I can post it.

True...  People wouldn't expect you...   Unless you add FUCK YEAH in the body navi;

[Riosan]

Guys, I'm emotionally torn apart right now. I really don't expect you guys to care or anything, but I really want you guys to keep it clean and not offensive. Earlier at school today, my friend told me he likes other men. This really makes me think, because today was my last day of school. Why would my friend tell me this on the last day of school? It makes no sense.

I would have never expected him to do this. Sure, sometimes he acted like he liked men, but it was all just jokes. He also repeatedly tried to get the girls in my class to go out with him tons of times this past year, so no one really cared. I reckon I'm the only one he's told. Guys, I've known my friend since 2nd grade. I never expected him to bethis way, it's really tearing me apart. If this ever gets out to my class this following year, my reputation is shot.

The worst part is that I had to tell my parents since me and my friend were talking right before we left for about 20 minutes. I really tried to get away from them, but I couldn't. I told them, and now they want me to stop talking to him. So now I have to stop talking to him, take him off my AIM contacts, and all that. I've known this guy for most of my life. He's my best friend. I'm on the edge of crying here, guys. What should I do?

But for the people who scrolled by, I'll recap. In summary, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab is rare, but I thought "Naw, forget it - Yo homes to Bel Air!"I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later! "I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



How's that?  caterpie;

[Silverhawk79]

Guys, I'm emotionally torn apart right now. I really don't expect you guys to care or anything, but I really want you guys to keep it clean and not offensive. Earlier at school today, my friend told me he likes other men. This really makes me think, because today was my last day of school. Why would my friend tell me this on the last day of school? It makes no sense.

I would have never expected him to do this. Sure, sometimes he acted like he liked men, but it was all just jokes. He also repeatedly tried to get the girls in my class to go out with him tons of times this past year, so no one really cared. I reckon I'm the only one he's told. Guys, I've known my friend since 2nd grade. I never expected him to bethis way, it's really tearing me apart. If this ever gets out to my class this following year, my reputation is shot.

The worst part is that I had to tell my parents since me and my friend were talking right before we left for about 20 minutes. I really tried to get away from them, but I couldn't. I told them, and now they want me to stop talking to him. So now I have to stop talking to him, take him off my AIM contacts, and all that. I've known this guy for most of my life. He's my best friend. I'm on the edge of crying here, guys. What should I do?

But for the people who scrolled by, I'll recap. In summary, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab is rare, but I thought "Naw, forget it - Yo homes to Bel Air!"I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later! "I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



How's that?  caterpie;

Perfect. awesome;

[Andrew1911]

Guys, I'm emotionally torn apart right now. I really don't expect you guys to care or anything, but I really want you guys to keep it clean and not offensive. Earlier at school today, my friend told me he likes other men. This really makes me think, because today was my last day of school. Why would my friend tell me this on the last day of school? It makes no sense.

I would have never expected him to do this. Sure, sometimes he acted like he liked men, but it was all just jokes. He also repeatedly tried to get the girls in my class to go out with him tons of times this past year, so no one really cared. I reckon I'm the only one he's told. Guys, I've known my friend since 2nd grade. I never expected him to bethis way, it's really tearing me apart. If this ever gets out to my class this following year, my reputation is shot.

The worst part is that I had to tell my parents since me and my friend were talking right before we left for about 20 minutes. I really tried to get away from them, but I couldn't. I told them, and now they want me to stop talking to him. So now I have to stop talking to him, take him off my AIM contacts, and all that. I've known this guy for most of my life. I went to the basketball court to clear my mind since I like basketball. My friend came there to talk to me but we got into a little fight. My mom got scared. She told me I have to move with my aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. I'm on the edge of crying here, guys. What should I do?

How's that?  caterpie;

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

FIXED

[Riosan]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

[Andrew1911]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

I can't. This is my final warning.

[Pele]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

I can't. This is my final warning.

I can.

[Silverhawk79]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

I can't, Humu is gonna rip my balls off soon.

[Andrew1911]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

I can't. This is my final warning.

I can.

GO NOW

WE CAN SCREENSHOT BEFORE YOUR DEATH

GOGOOGOGOGO

[Pele]

You've got to change the final paragraph. It's funnier if you just have it as the final sentence for the third paragraph. Here's my revision.

I ran into my friend again when I was playing basketball to clear my mind. We got into just one little fight but my mom got scared. She told I had to move with aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.

Much better.

Who's going to post it?  awesome;

I can't. This is my final warning.

I can.

GO NOW

WE CAN SCREENSHOT BEFORE YOUR DEATH

GOGOOGOGOGO

Ok, I'll post the link when done.

[Pele]

http://forums.nintendo.com/nintendo/board/message?board.id=np_po&message.id=21080141

[Andrew1911]

You killed it. YOU FUCKING KILLED IT!

YOU PUT THE DAMN THING BEFORE THE EDGE OF CRYING

NOT THE LAST FUCKING SENTENCE