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Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, November 18, 2011, 10:40:12 PM

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

November 18, 2011, 10:40:12 PM
So there is a part at my house right now. (fuck you guys i was involved enough)

I was dancing, tearing shit up, whatever. Doin me. Bein Fly. What's good nigga.

I'm kind of buzzed right now.

Anyway, the girl i'm crushing on was there and i couldn't talk to her, but then i talked to her but she was all tired and shit so i couldn't really have a conversation with her and blah blah blah.

fucking a i have no game whatsoever.

me and this girl and another friend are having thanksgiving dinner together at cracker barrel since none of us are going home for that particular holiday.

oh well. i like this girl. plus she is hot as fuck and nerdy. she likes art too, and i can't talk to her because i'm somewhat intimidated and she is a lot of fun and i am a wallflower.

why boy h why.

why boy h why.

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Commander Fuckass

November 18, 2011, 10:49:01 PM #1
it's ok I have no motivation to even venture out of my house for the past 3 days
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snoorkel

November 18, 2011, 10:49:48 PM #2
Hey if she's kind of nerdy and intimidating and you're a wallflower, she's probably into you. Or could be, or will be. Just show interest you'll get in there. goowan

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

November 18, 2011, 10:52:43 PM #3
Quote from: vziard on November 18, 2011, 10:49:48 PM
Hey if she's kind of nerdy and intimidating and you're a wallflower, she's probably into you. Or could be, or will be. Just show interest you'll get in there. goowan
balls deep i hope goowan

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Mando Pandango

November 18, 2011, 10:53:02 PM #4
I also have no game. I know that feel.

But seriously man just come up here and start talking and every single girl will be like OH MY GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE A COWBOY and scramble for your dick.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

snoorkel

November 18, 2011, 10:55:18 PM #5

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

November 18, 2011, 11:10:13 PM #6
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on November 18, 2011, 10:53:02 PM
I also have no game. I know that feel.

But seriously man just come up here and start talking and every single girl will be like OH MY GOD HE SOUNDS LIKE A COWBOY and scramble for your dick.
scrambling is the preferred method for women to get near my dick.

Geno

November 18, 2011, 11:11:23 PM #7
u no who else has no gaem? ps3
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

silvertone

November 18, 2011, 11:11:31 PM #8
scrambled eggs



get it lol

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

November 18, 2011, 11:13:04 PM #9
Quote from: silvertone on November 18, 2011, 11:11:31 PM
scrambled eggs



get it lol
i'll take what my dick did for 400$ alex

Quote from: Geno on November 18, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
u no who else has no gaem? ps3
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Hiro

November 19, 2011, 01:59:53 AM #10
grant perkins

Mando Pandango

November 19, 2011, 02:08:01 AM #11
grunt porkins
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

snoorkel

November 19, 2011, 04:11:47 AM #12
grant perkins

Pyrate

November 19, 2011, 06:26:48 AM #13
cracker barrel has really good meatloaf if you catch my drift yes;

silvertone

November 19, 2011, 07:51:18 AM #14
grunt percocet
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