Pet peeves?

[snoorkel]

When people chew with their mouth open GAH 

CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU'RE NOT AN ANIMAL

This, and lip smacking in general. I don't understand how some people don't consider it gravely impolite...

[Socks]

This, and lip smacking in general. I don't understand how some people don't consider it gravely impolite...

They're fucking hungry bro take your sensitives elsewhere. 

[snoorkel]

They're fucking hungry bro take your sensitives elsewhere. 

You can eat voraciously without polluting the room with disgusting sounds, I do it all the time!

[Socks]

You can eat voraciously without polluting the room with disgusting sounds, I do it all the time!

Yeah but you probably look like a yuppie pussy while doing that.

[silvertone]

promote social darwinism by eating like an Animal

[PLEASEHELP1991]

promote social darwinism by eating like an Animal

eat mor chikn

[silvertone]

eat mor chikn

  NO TUFCKING FUNNY

[Hippopo]

I can't think of any at the moment.

I used to hate mouth noises, but they don't bother me that much anymore.

[Hiro]

I think I eat politely enough but every once in a while my lips will part some but it's not like I'm smacking and food's not falling out of my mouth or anything gross
I've been told by a few people that I make gross sounds when I eat but I honestly keep it in check as best I can and I don't think it's that bad... I just make weird sounds when eating I guess.

[Socks]

In my house I eat how I want. In public it is different, of course.

[snoorkel]

Yeah but you probably look like a yuppie pussy while doing that.

lol what are you imagining some dainty careful eating going on

you wouldn't tell the difference 'cept the NOISE IS QUIET

because of skill.

just thinking of people fucking chomp on shit and smack their lips after every swallow like it's some careful and exomplecx operation. don't care what you do just KEEP IT. TO. YOURSELf.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

 WHEN PEOPLE SPELL MY GODDAMN NAME WRONG.

[FAMY2]

This, and lip smacking in general. I don't understand how some people don't consider it gravely impolite...

And  scraping their fork and knife across the plate.  Oh God it hurts my ears. 

[Pyrate]

My sister tries to justify not locking up our house at night and makes fun of me when I do. Or she'll go out late and leave the door unlocked.

[Pyrate]

while she's asleep take some of her stuff and hide it.

Her room's nasty though, it's full of used tissues and probably radon.