my dick and innermost portion of my thighs fucking ITCH AS FUCK

[applesauce]

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/travel_150/194b_travel_top_ten.html

Not my statement

You know I have a general distaste for Madison. 

[YPrrrr]

You know I have a general distaste for Madison. 

You're missing out

How can you dislike a free zoo

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I went to a few barbershops in my hometown.

No matter what I told them, my haircut was always a crewcut or some other military style haircut.

There is a guy here in Asheville who "specializes in fifties style haircuts"

I am on the fence about going to him.

[Socks]

How can you dislike a free zoo

Seriously, that's like having a forest.

[applesauce]

I went to a few barbershops in my hometown.

No matter what I told them, my haircut was always a crewcut or some other military style haircut.

There is a guy here in Asheville who "specializes in fifties style haircuts"

I am on the fence about going to him.

Then you could really be John Edwards.

[Socks]

There is a guy here in Asheville who "specializes in fifties style haircuts"

I am on the fence about going to him.

I cannot overstate that this is what I have been dreaming of for all my life.

[YPrrrr]

Seriously, that's like having a forest.

Minus all the poison ivy/oak

I've got a forest at home... Squirrels and deer get old after a while though

[Socks]

Minus all the poison ivy/oak

I've got a forest at home... Squirrels and deer get old after a while though

That's because you're sober and don't hunt them, with ballistic slung projectiles. What Zoo lets you do that? And please tell me you're not one of those people who goes into the woods wearing shorts?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I love madison, if that counts. State street's a pretty good street.

[YPrrrr]

That's because you're sober and don't hunt them, with ballistic slung projectiles. What Zoo lets you do that? And please tell me you're not one of those people who goes into the woods wearing shorts?

If I did that I think I'd qualify as a redneck

Only when my basketball rolls into them. But poison ivy also grows up the sides of trees and then there's also the ticks... so many ticks

[Socks]

I have not had a single tick touch me out there Those are all very silly objections. Might as well complain that the water is wet when you dive in for a swim. Also, I will have you know that being a Red Neck is a very good time, as long as you don't get caught.

[applesauce]

The first time I was in jail I watched a tick crawl around for like 5 hours.

[Nyerp]

stop this thread i want to get off

[YPrrrr]

I have not had a single tick touch me out there Those are all very silly objections. Might as well complain that the water is wet when you dive in for a swim. Also, I will have you know that being a Red Neck is a very good time, as long as you don't get caught.

I've had multiple ticks on me and my dog died of lyme's disease. I don't think I'm being unreasonable

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Also, I will have you know that being a Red Neck is a very good time, as long as you don't get caught.

I'm not sure how I feel about this sentence.

I think it may be worded to well to include the term "redneck".