my dick and innermost portion of my thighs fucking ITCH AS FUCK

[Socks]

You know I never wanted to say anything and have not but for the longest time whenever we talked dude you always mentioned these elaborate cleaning habits and when I showed up, you looked like you just got out of bed. It was raining, and I'll tell ya, the raindrops that were streaking down your hair and back, were certainly not clear. It was kind of gross actually.

[applesauce]

You should take a shower every day because it's nice. If you really dislike them, do it every three days or something. Two weeks without bathing in some capacity sounds unhealthy.

Also you should have less casual sex. And yeah, go get an STD test.

[Commander Fuckass]

i thought clucky was a girl

wait what

[piano moths]

I heard that taking a shower is bad for you hair. I don't ever wash my hair because I heard it's bad for you. I take a shower every 2 days and I use soap and I feel very clean and it's a cool way to live.  

[applesauce]

I heard that taking a shower is bad for you hair. I don't ever wash my hair because I heard it's bad for you. I take a shower every 2 days and I use soap and I feel very clean and it's a cool way to live.  

I wash my hair every day, but I have heard that many girls only wash their hair once or twice a week. I was shocked by this, but many of the girls I know that do this have really pretty hair, so I guess that's fine if it works for them.
I guess if you have very long hair shampoo can screw with it and hurt it over it's lifetime? My hair is pretty long for a guy, but I don't think it is damaged. I like how super clean and soft it feels.


And yeah, eeeeee, that makes sense that if you make sure to wash it really well with water often you probably don't need shampoo. Your hair looked interesting in that video-- do you keep it like that all the time?

[Socks]

I find that after two days a filmy residue of oils and grease builds up in your hair. This in turn with pressure and heat, plus elements, etc.. which your head absorbs during the day and sleep, changes the nature and character of the hair. It is no longer fully voluminous or soft, bur rather slithery and sleek, and tends to be unmoldable in any controlled looking way. So I just shower every other day at least. It's not really a big deal to devote a small measure of your time to this routine.

[Nyerp]

I heard that taking a shower is bad for you hair. I don't ever wash my hair because I heard it's bad for you.

and thiiiiiiiiiiiis is why your hair is so "thick" and grows out "crazy"

[applesauce]

I find that after two days a filmy residue of oils and grease builds up in your hair. This in turn with pressure and heat, plus elements, etc.. which your head absorbs during the day and sleep, changes the nature and character of the hair. It is no longer fully voluminous or soft, bur rather slithery and sleek, and tends to be unmoldable in any controlled looking way. So I just shower every other day at least. It's not really a big deal to devote a small measure of your time to this routine.

I have this experience as well. I don't really try to shape my hair the way you do, but I make sure it's not in some crazy shape, and it needs to be clean to do that. I also really enjoy showering. I always sing, and often dance as well, while in the shower. It feels great, and it makes shaving easier as well. All around, I give showers very high marks. They're even better when you share them.

[piano moths]

I wash my hair every day, but I have heard that many girls only wash their hair once or twice a week. I was shocked by this, but many of the girls I know that do this have really pretty hair, so I guess that's fine if it works for them.
I guess if you have very long hair shampoo can screw with it and hurt it over it's lifetime? My hair is pretty long for a guy, but I don't think it is damaged. I like how super clean and soft it feels.


And yeah, eeeeee, that makes sense that if you make sure to wash it really well with water often you probably don't need shampoo. Your hair looked interesting in that video-- do you keep it like that all the time?

I think that shampoo strips your hair of its natural oils. I actually am not even completely sure of this? it could just be conditioner. I don't remember. I Just prefer not to because I like the way it is better without it. Natural hair oils will make peoples hair really healthy looking (when its clean and not just oily).

That's just how my hair is (at this length) when it is other lengths it looks different. When it gets longer it doesn't stick up as much as it does right now. It will just stick up like that though. It falls down when it gets long though, but then it gets curlier i guess

and thiiiiiiiiiiiis is why your hair is so "thick" and grows out "crazy"

I think it is thick because I have thick hair. Regardless of if I use shampoo and conditioner or not, because I haven't before and still have had thick hair.

[Andria]

Yeah no shampoo/conditioner is good for you hair and allows it to look more natural and everything.

The shampoo and all is actually part of the reason people's hair gets so greasy when they don't wash it for a few days.

[applesauce]

I think that shampoo strips your hair of its natural oils. I actually am not even completely sure of this?

That's just how my hair is (at this length) when it is other lengths it looks different. When it gets longer it doesn't stick up as much as it does right now. It will just stick up like that though. It falls down when it gets long though, but then it gets curlier i guess

Ah yes, I have heard that, and then your hair can be damaged by the sun and other things more easily when it is not protected by natural oils. I remember hearing that a few times.

I would be interested in seeing a photo of your hair. I am intrigued by it.

[Socks]

I have this experience as well. I don't really try to shape my hair the way you do, but I make sure it's not in some crazy shape, and it needs to be clean to do that. I also really enjoy showering. I always sing, and often dance as well, while in the shower. It feels great, and it makes shaving easier as well. All around, I give showers very high marks. They're even better when you share them.

I have to agree I often stand in there even when I don't have to and shift and position each and this way for an immeasurable result and gain. Not to mention that natural style after you have gone at your heat with a towel, this unruly cool looking thing, that hardly anyone will ever see, and it's always different and changing a bit, and it becomes this neat little secret image. I do not dance or sing in the shower, but on occasion, when I am thinking heavily, I may give a little shiver or a sudden jerk, unintentional and involuntary, at having arrived at some newfound clarity. It's pretty awesome, because I tend to follow this up with a little full conscious idiocies at my own self worth.

[Socks]

Yeah no shampoo/conditioner is good for you hair and allows it to look more natural and everything.

The shampoo and all is actually part of the reason people's hair gets so greasy when they don't wash it for a few days.

I unfortunately have places I need to be in society and a certain belief that requires I invest and deposit little more product into my hair for the desired outcome, and when living in a condition where I don't have to interact with the general public, I'll gladly not spray anything on after I shower. Until then, I don't know, I'd look very lazy in my opinion.

[piano moths]

Ah yes, I have heard that, and then your hair can be damaged by the sun and other things more easily when it is not protected by natural oils. I remember hearing that a few times.

I would be interested in seeing a photo of your hair. I am intrigued by it.

haha ok i have a lot of pictures. i feel silly doing this lol


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it looks like this august 2010

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april 2011

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* just now

[??????]

You know I never wanted to say anything and have not but for the longest time whenever we talked dude you always mentioned these elaborate cleaning habits and when I showed up, you looked like you just got out of bed. It was raining, and I'll tell ya, the raindrops that were streaking down your hair and back, were certainly not clear. It was kind of gross actually.

i never cared

now i do, somewhat--except i shower once every 2/3 days
i didn't shower for two weeks because our shower had broke  

i do wish i didn't have to do it so often (i learned that i had little to none patience?? ILLUMINATING)
but now i do because of city smog and being out

and thiiiiiiiiiiiis is why your hair is so "thick" and grows out "crazy"

I wash my hair every day, but I have heard that many girls only wash their hair once or twice a week. I was shocked by this, but many of the girls I know that do this have really pretty hair, so I guess that's fine if it works for them.
I guess if you have very long hair shampoo can screw with it and hurt it over it's lifetime? My hair is pretty long for a guy, but I don't think it is damaged. I like how super clean and soft it feels.


And yeah, eeeeee, that makes sense that if you make sure to wash it really well with water often you probably don't need shampoo. Your hair looked interesting in that video-- do you keep it like that all the time?

the scoop on shampoo being some serial killer involves two ingredients that "somehow" cause irritations because of sulfates

the other is the harshness of the products use 'strips' the oils in the hair to signal the hair to produce more oils

i dunno some people have successful results
some don't and end up regretting everything
THE MAIN IDEA IS THAT IT'S NATURAL SO EVERYTHING UNNATURAL IS EVIL AND HARMFUL AAARRHGH

i tried the no-shampoo thing but it wasn't successful (because it turns out nothing in shampoo triggers dandruff--what triggers is is hard water for me~BUT WHO KNOWS WHICH MINERAL IS THE ONE THAT IS CAUSING IT)
why WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--