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my dick and innermost portion of my thighs fucking ITCH AS FUCK

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??????

November 09, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
i gave them a nice scrub down but the itch on my member is still itchy  n_u

is this an std
it just randomly happened yesterday night
OH GOD FUNGAL INFECTION (because i haven't showered for almost two weeks)


paging boyahist with medical knowledge
ring ring
RING

??????

November 09, 2011, 04:15:41 AM #1
boyah takes like, 2-5 minutes of my day
bathing takes an hour and 15-30 minutes (SOME WOULD ARGUE THAT SHOWERING ONLY NEEDS 5 MINUTES WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHY AM I DATING SOMEONE LIKE THIS)

and it's boring and doesn't give me entertainment cry;

snoorkel

November 09, 2011, 04:21:33 AM #2
75-90 minutes for a shower? what the fuck do you have to do?

PLEASEHELP1991

November 09, 2011, 04:24:50 AM #3
it sounds like an std. go get tested.
I love [you]

??????

November 09, 2011, 04:28:22 AM #4
Quote from: vziard on November 09, 2011, 04:21:33 AM
75-90 minutes for a shower? what the fuck do you have to do?
i use a clarisonic with glycolic acid and just slowly scrub away my shame about 3 times  giggle;

IT MAKES ME UNUSUALLY SOFT
it creeps people out

snoorkel

November 09, 2011, 04:44:56 AM #5
Quote from: Clucky on November 09, 2011, 04:28:22 AM
i use a clarisonic with glycolic acid and just slowly scrub away my shame about 3 times  giggle;

IT MAKES ME UNUSUALLY SOFT
it creeps people out



yeah it does

I use a towel it works fucking great

??????

November 09, 2011, 04:51:37 AM #6
Quote from: vziard on November 09, 2011, 04:44:56 AM
yeah it does

I use a towel it works fucking great
no
we have to take it another step further
let's strip our skin AND LET IT REGROW

FAMY2

November 09, 2011, 05:07:00 AM #7
Maybe 3 times is too much?  doodhuh;

Hensa

November 09, 2011, 05:32:20 AM #8
i wish the shower gave you the internet.
i really do.

YPrrrr

November 09, 2011, 06:47:43 AM #9
Having hair that's too clean increases your odds of getting lice

Maybe you have dick lice

PLEASEHELP1991

November 09, 2011, 07:05:55 AM #10
given your recent sexual history, i strongly suggest you go get tested
I love [you]

??????

November 09, 2011, 08:43:32 AM #11
Quote from: NPR on November 09, 2011, 06:47:43 AM
Having hair that's too clean increases your odds of getting lice

Maybe you have dick lice
i hardly have any hair ;(

also turns out my skin reacted badly to this cheapo-boxers my friend gave me
Quote from: bluebirdofhappiness on November 09, 2011, 07:05:55 AM
given your recent sexual history, i strongly suggest you go get tested
NEXT WEEK

Quote from: Nurse Hensa on November 09, 2011, 05:32:20 AM
i wish the shower gave you the internet.
i really do.
wuat

Nyerp

November 09, 2011, 09:11:33 AM #12
Quote from: Clucky on November 09, 2011, 04:08:17 AM
(because i haven't showered for almost two weeks)


maybe you should, uh, take a shower

piano moths

November 09, 2011, 09:13:30 AM #13
take a shower and then you won't be itchy!!
kill them w kindness

Kalahari Inkantation

November 09, 2011, 09:15:17 AM #14
i thought clucky was a girl psyduck;
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