Boyah, stop favoring cats

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Dogs slobber. You only wish cats drool.

i do wish cats drool. i am tired of their sandpaper tongues ripping my skin apart

[Clara Listensprechen]

i do wish cats drool. i am tired of their sandpaper tongues ripping my skin apart

Then you DO have a cat, Mr. Dog Boyah. 

[Socks]

Cats know when you are trying to fuck with them. Dogs are too easily excitable and ready to die. In this respect, cats are more mysterious and interesting.

[snoorkel]

I am officially declaring a war of Dogs against Cats

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Cats know when you are trying to fuck with them. Dogs are too easily excitable and ready to die. In this respect, cats are more mysterious and interesting.

No fuck that, you can't say a dog is fallible just on account of its undying sense of mischief and love for humans. dogs just trying to have a good time, sure they know when you're trying to fuck with them, but they'd rather assume you're joking underneath it all. because they know it's it's not really about them, they're just there to do whatever they can. a cat will lash out at anything it thinks is personally offensive to it

[snoorkel]

For example:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xW-GWL_vFU[/youtube]

This cat PUNCHED A BABY! FOR NO REASON!

and here's a happy collie dog with a baby, fueled by laughter 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_I9ld-oDTs[/youtube]

DOWN WITH CATS

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

Then you DO have a cat, Mr. Dog Boyah. 

Every girl I dated had a cat

I had one cat when I was like 7. She eventually had kittens and took over the house. We had to call animal control.

[applesauce]

For example:


This cat PUNCHED A BABY! FOR NO REASON!

That reminded me of that thread you posted when you were enraged about that woman getting maced at hidden beach.

and here's a happy collie dog with a baby, fueled by laughter 


DOWN WITH CATS

The best part was when the baby tipped over. 

[snoorkel]

That reminded me of that thread you posted when you were enraged about that woman getting maced at hidden beach.


The best part was when the baby tipped over. 

I'm still enraged 

[ME##]

dogs rule [glow=red,2,300]slobber[/glow] cats don't even drool

Corrected for truth.

absolutely untrue, my cat is sitting on my desk and salivating all over it due to the fact that i have something with cheese

[Clara Listensprechen]

Corrected for truth.


absolutely untrue, my cat is sitting on my desk and salivating all over it due to the fact that i have something with cheese

Salivating is neither drooling nor slobbering. Try again. :P

[Clara Listensprechen]

For example:


This cat PUNCHED A BABY! FOR NO REASON!

and here's a happy collie dog with a baby, fueled by laughter 


DOWN WITH CATS

Cats who've had their tails pulled by brats are smart enough to know that kids aren't to be played with. The dog repeatedly expects the baby to chase him like an idiot.

[applesauce]

Cats who've had their tails pulled by brats are smart enough to know that kids aren't to be played with. The dog repeatedly expects the baby to chase him like an idiot.

WHO ARE YOU

[snoorkel]

Cats who've had their tails pulled by brats are smart enough to know that kids aren't to be played with. The dog repeatedly expects the baby to chase him like an idiot.

cats are totally without compassion or joy, they only live to be served and doped up with retarded cat pleasures. dogs enjoy laughter and happiness and are easy to get excited whenever someone is having fun, because they want to be part of it, like the nice collie dog

[Clara Listensprechen]

WHO ARE YOU

Me. Of course.  I'm certainly not you.

[applesauce]

Me. Of course.  I'm certainly not you.

how certain?