how do i get a massage

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

boyah my feet and back are hurting.

I tried to lay on my mattress, as it is soft, but then I almost fell asleep.

I can't sleep and post boyah. It just doesn't work out.

[tex]It never works out[/tex]

will someone give me or direct me to a massage?

[applesauce]

Get a woman. Giving and receiving massages, between bouts of sexual activity, is so wonderful. 

[snoorkel]

I will vouch for the above. If you can't find a good enough woman for short-term massage needs, try putting your back on the edge of something soft (like the back of a couch*) and writhing around until you hit the right spots

*Boyah is not liable for any personal injury sustained, please advise a professional before attempting

[applesauce]

try putting your back on the edge of something soft (like the back of a couch*) and writhing around until you hit the right spots

*Boyah is not liable for any personal injury sustained, please advise a professional before attempting

I chuckled

[piano moths]

whenever somebody rubs my back it cracks so much. once i was in a bouncy house and this girl just bumped into me and then my back cracked

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

whenever somebody rubs my back it cracks so much. once i was in a bouncy house and this girl just bumped into me and then my back cracked

you should do yoga.