guess that SMELL

[snoorkel]

Make a secret board only members can see.

oh we already have serious discussion that kind of random shit

It's probably the urine

yeah, I think it's the urine, I'm also just fascinated by all excretory functions of females... to the point where I want the excretory in my mouth

[snoorkel]

What if I was grinding your leg with my junk/ass? Would it be similar or different????

I think if you were grinding your asshole on my leg while gently spewing diarrhea it could be alright, I'd probably be able to get into it, but I'm not interested in your junk. sorry

[snoorkel]

but what if I piss all over your leg

I just don't know how it would work, I like it with a vulva because it's kind of sandwiched around/gripping my leg and lubricating itself with the jet of piss forced up against me as it slides... so it might work with your asshole, and a little poop, but a dick I don't think even if you're pissing, it's less about the urine itself and more about the intimate contact with excretory functions

[snoorkel]

well then can I just fuck your butt

oh... uh...

[spoiler]is snowy asking me if he can fuck me????[/spoiler]

[silvertone]

you could gett ass cysts be careful 

[snoorkel]

you could gett ass cysts be careful 

you're right I completely forgot about that 

If you want to do the ass/shit rubbing thing,, we can snowy, do a 'snowy' real proper, but otherwise given your history I'm just not comfortable

[??????]

OP is horrifying

why i am a Very Nice person
my first time with piss was with a woman
i'm not sure why, but she decided to piss all over my hand
i didn't do anything but found it hilarious, and kept my hand there having her warmth spider down my arms

the second was a male
we were talking about our 'fetishes', and apparently watersports popped up
so we got together in the shower and had our turkey dogs up against one another's bellies and just let it all out
it was also funny 

it doesn't carry the same amount of sexual energy snorkel has for piss
it's more of a 'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing

[silvertone]

'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing

[snoorkel]

why i am a Very Nice person
my first time with piss was with a woman
i'm not sure why, but she decided to piss all over my hand
i didn't do anything but found it hilarious, and kept my hand there having her warmth spider down my arms

the second was a male
we were talking about our 'fetishes', and apparently watersports popped up
so we got together in the shower and had our turkey dogs up against one another's bellies and just let it all out
it was also funny 

it doesn't carry the same amount of sexual energy snorkel has for piss
it's more of a 'i'm doing something gross so now it's cool' sort of thing

now THAT'S what I'm talking about. more of this

[??????]

yes
YES
my psychiatrist said i should do things i felt like doing instead of being inhibited by my oughts and shoulds
so now i'm being a whore and experiencing the spectrum of sexuality

i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
i did it to my ex but it went wrong because i kept hitting his chords too deeply

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society

there's a lot of those types in new york city. they can be found on wall street.

[??????]

there's a lot of those types in new york city. they can be found on wall street.

YES
a wall street man would be excellent

i'll play goldfrapp's felt mountain in the background

[snoorkel]

yes
YES
my psychiatrist said i should do things i felt like doing instead of being inhibited by my oughts and shoulds
so now i'm being a whore and experiencing the spectrum of sexuality

i really want to do bdsm though
especially to an older male who is successful in portraying a healthy image out in corporate society
i did it to my ex but it went wrong because i kept hitting his chords too deeply

oh YES

piss/shit sports are like joking fun compared to s&m, that's where sex really becomes sex

YES
a wall street man would be excellent

i'll play goldfrapp's felt mountain in the background

read all of bret easton ellis's books you'd enjoy them

[??????]

oh YES

piss/shit sports are like joking fun compared to s&m, that's where sex really becomes sex

read all of bret easton ellis's books you'd enjoy them

i don't think i'd ever touch someone's doodoo
i assume it carries more risk in bacterial contamination
although, i'd be willing to smear my own shit
it has the love of flax in them 

and i've read most of his books
they make me feel EXCITED

[Nyerp]

this fucking thread