one time when i went trick or treating

[Samus Aran]

some weird lady was giving out small rocks with smiley faces drawn on them. like smooth pebbles that were polished and had little smiles on them.

itt weird stuff crazy people have handed out to you on halloween

[ME##]

when we moved to des moines, the lady at the first house during my first proper trick or treating gave me an apple and a toothbrush with a mini tube of toothpaste

[snoorkel]

old lady neighbor always invited us into her house for a prolonged period and gave us an old apple or slightly mushy grapes.

/oldladydoesnothunderstandtrickortreating

[Commander Fuckass]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY-FaTuuglo[/youtube]

I didn't know Kaz was secretly Charlie Brown

[YPrrrr]

I didn't know Kaz was secretly Charlie Brown

I was going to post this

ilu kef

[silvertone]

l;mao

[Travis]

idk but i remember when somebody left a bowl of candy on their doorstep. we took all the candy and stole the bowl

[6M69I69B9]

I think this happened when me and my brother was thirteen and fourteen-years-old, respectively.  We were in the "rich" part of the suburbs, just finished trick-or-treating at about 8:00 P.M. - 9:00 P.M, so it was pretty dark then, but some buildings lit our path.  My "uncle"'s house was the nearest, so planned to go there, but we knew the walk was gonna be long.  Everything was silent, until I heard a plastic bag fall and my brother exclaimed, "Marc, run..."  I looked behind me and saw my brother on the floor with a guy in black clothing and a fucker with a skull mask on headed towards me.  He grabbed my bag of candy but I still had a good grip on it, so we played tug-of-war for a bit, until I fell down and instantly felt a leg cramp.  A car pulled over behind us.  I think the fuckers stared at the car for a bit, then ran away into the opposite direction.  Me and my brother just watched them run until we couldn't see them anymore.  Eventually, we got to my uncle's, and our family friend was there, saying how he could have took them on if he was in our situation, but I wasn't in the fucking mood for alpha shit.  The crooks acted really fucking fast, too.  In the end, my mom bought us some candy from the store.

The end. 

I still laugh like fuck when I remember my brother saying, "Marc, run..." 

[Nyerp]

idk but i remember when somebody left a bowl of candy on their doorstep. we took all the candy and stole the bowl

you're a dumbshit

[piano moths]

One time I got chocolate milk and that was the best

[Commander Fuckass]

you're a dumbshit

took the words right out of my mouth. thanks nyerp ol' pal

[Travis]

you're a dumbshit

because 11 year old kids are so smart

not my fault that lady was retarded in the first place

[Samus Aran]

i don't think most 11-year-olds are quite prickish enough to just steal an entire bowl of candy PLUS the bowl

then again i guess if your friends are prickish you'll do prickish things by extension

[Travis]

i don't think most 11-year-olds are quite prickish enough to just steal an entire bowl of candy PLUS the bowl

then again i guess if your friends are prickish you'll do prickish things by extension

you must have been that age too long ago, because kids that age + halloween isn't really a great combo

[silvertone]

THere iS NO LAWs. and PROPERTY is THEFT by DEFAULT. travis did no wrong.