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These are ways to spot a lesbian

Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, October 25, 2011, 05:02:28 PM

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The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:02:28 PM
1) Does she look like your uncle?

If so, you have found the lesvian.

2) Does she have a ukulele?

If so, she loves women.

3) How many wrenches are in her hand?

If the amount is greater than 0, she has contracted gay. Alert Congress.

post other ways to tell so I can stop hitting on lesbians.

PLEASEHELP1991

October 25, 2011, 05:03:41 PM #1
4. If you find yourself in Asheville, assume all the girls are lesbians.
I love [you]

ME##

October 25, 2011, 05:04:20 PM #2
Do she look like Justice Kagan and like to play softball? 

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:05:24 PM #3
5) Are you in an organic gluten free coffee shop?

Be careful, you are in a lesbian safehouse. enjoy your penis with caution.

Hiro

October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM #4
you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle?  O_0

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM #5
Quote from: Hiro on October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle?  O_0
OH GOD I'M SO LONELY myface;

silvertone

October 25, 2011, 05:12:43 PM #6
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
OH GOD I'M SO LONELY myface;
I have seen your uncle, he is a beautiful man
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