These are ways to spot a lesbian

The Hand That Fisted Everyone · October 25, 2011, 05:02:28 PM

1) Does she look like your uncle?

If so, you have found the lesvian.

2) Does she have a ukulele?

If so, she loves women.

3) How many wrenches are in her hand?

If the amount is greater than 0, she has contracted gay. Alert Congress.

post other ways to tell so I can stop hitting on lesbians.

PLEASEHELP1991 · October 25, 2011, 05:03:41 PM

4. If you find yourself in Asheville, assume all the girls are lesbians.

ME## · October 25, 2011, 05:04:20 PM

Do she look like Justice Kagan and like to play softball?

The Hand That Fisted Everyone · October 25, 2011, 05:05:24 PM

5) Are you in an organic gluten free coffee shop?

Be careful, you are in a lesbian safehouse. enjoy your penis with caution.

Hiro · October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM

you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle?

The Hand That Fisted Everyone · October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM

Quote from: Hiro on October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM
you hit on a woman that looked like your uncle?

OH GOD I'M SO LONELY

silvertone · October 25, 2011, 05:12:43 PM

Quote from: N o t S i d on October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
OH GOD I'M SO LONELY

I have seen your uncle, he is a beautiful man

These are ways to spot a lesbian

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:02:28 PM

PLEASEHELP1991

October 25, 2011, 05:03:41 PM #1

ME##

October 25, 2011, 05:04:20 PM #2

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:05:24 PM #3

Hiro

October 25, 2011, 05:05:51 PM #4

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:11:34 PM #5

silvertone

October 25, 2011, 05:12:43 PM #6