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seriously fuck this

Started by applesauce, October 24, 2011, 10:29:14 PM

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applesauce

October 24, 2011, 10:29:14 PM
she shows so much interest every time we are together but she has been too busy to go rooftopping with me for like two fucking weeks how am I supposed to lay on dem moves huh

snoorkel

October 24, 2011, 10:39:31 PM #1
maybe she's actually a he

applesauce

October 24, 2011, 10:41:08 PM #2
Quote from: vziard on October 24, 2011, 10:39:31 PM
maybe she's actually a he




yeah nope

snoorkel

October 24, 2011, 10:42:03 PM #3
just throwing ideas out there

applesauce

October 24, 2011, 10:42:16 PM #4
but in other news I actually got a message from someone who seems legitimately interesting/attractive on OKC.

applesauce

October 24, 2011, 10:42:37 PM #5
Quote from: vziard on October 24, 2011, 10:42:03 PM
just throwing ideas out there


thx 4 da e4t

snoorkel

October 24, 2011, 10:54:44 PM #6
pee in her butt

applesauce

October 24, 2011, 10:58:02 PM #7
futtfuttfutt

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

October 25, 2011, 05:30:08 AM #8
you should slip her a mickey then drag her to a rooftop and leave her.

totally romantic.

Mando Pandango

October 25, 2011, 01:21:42 PM #9
Next time you see her just start fingerblasting her. If she stops you, she's not worth it.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Geno

October 25, 2011, 01:37:09 PM #10
I know right
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

snoorkel

October 25, 2011, 04:53:33 PM #11
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 25, 2011, 01:21:42 PM
Next time you see her just start fingerblasting her. If she stops you, she's not worth it.


my strategy. usually works

applesauce

October 26, 2011, 10:53:18 AM #12
dear boyah,

I am a spineless sap.

ever yours,
applesauce

applesauce

October 26, 2011, 10:54:58 AM #13
I bitch about my relationship failures about 50x as much as anyone else on boyah. I am sorry.

Hiro

October 26, 2011, 01:05:19 PM #14
Quote from: Molotov Emir 1986 on October 26, 2011, 10:54:58 AM
I bitch about my relationship failures about 50x as much as anyone else on boyah. I am sorry.
nope nope nope don't worry about it seriously
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