I am in the emergency room

[applesauce]

I was laying down earlier and I think I re-broke my rib which I guess must have been broken. Idk I haven't had an X-ray yet.

[snoorkel]

Dammit I was expecting some drunken UE rampage story or falling off a crane or something.

[applesauce]

Dammit I was expecting some drunken UE rampage story or falling off a crane or something.

Well did you hear the first one about how I hurt it in the first place when I fell through a window?

[snoorkel]

Well did you hear the first one about how I hurt it in the first place when I fell through a window?

Yeah but that's old news

[?????]

I've never broken anything. I feel left out.

[applesauce]

Yeah so I have a broken rib

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

do you need to borrow my tape

[Mando Pandango]

YOU'RE BROKEN
INHERIT YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIFE
YOU'RE BROOOOOKEEEEEEEEEN

now who's going to tell us cool stories

[vulpix]

EVERY WARNING A LEAKING RUBBER
A POISON APPLE FOR MINGLED BLOOOOOD

[FAMY2]

Dr. Boyah diagnosed you already.  Should have listened to us.

What did they do for you?

[applesauce]

Dr. Boyah diagnosed you already.  Should have listened to us.

What did they do for you?

Gave me a prescription for super-strength motrin...but it's expensive and really just the same thing as 6 regular advils, so I'm just doing that. They also gave me a weird machine that I am supposed to use to ensure that I am breathing properly, which is supposed to help prevent developing phenumonia, which is apparently super easy to get with a broken rib because shallow breathing leads to fluid buildup in the lungs I guess. Idk, they said that I need to be careful not to puncture a lung. It's broken app the way through but the cartilage around it is still intact and holding it in place.

[??????]

I was in the emergency room yesterday because I broke my footsie

[Cookie]

Good I hope you learned a lesson

[Mando Pandango]

what when did this start

[Nyerp]

what when did this start

i don't know but it's terrible