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Started by snoorkel, October 14, 2011, 01:23:08 PM

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snoorkel

October 14, 2011, 01:23:08 PM
had an erection on the cross?

silvertone

October 14, 2011, 01:24:32 PM #1
n he lost too much blood to be able to sustain Maximum Boner.

Thyme

October 14, 2011, 01:25:15 PM #2
no but he probs shat his pants cloth thingies

Andria

October 14, 2011, 01:26:35 PM #3
Quote from: Thyme on October 14, 2011, 01:25:15 PM
no but he probs shat his pants cloth thingies

did jesus even wear pants?

silvertone

October 14, 2011, 01:27:57 PM #4
Quote from: Ruka Urushibara on October 14, 2011, 01:26:35 PM
did jesus even wear pants?
Jesus wears whatever the fuck he wants.

Thyme

October 14, 2011, 01:28:06 PM #5

Mando Pandango

October 14, 2011, 01:55:34 PM #6
Quote from: silvertone on October 14, 2011, 01:24:32 PM
n he lost too much blood to be able to sustain Maximum Boner.
that's... actually plausible
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

snoorkel

October 14, 2011, 02:00:33 PM #7
Quote from: ポ--,,ルの" on October 14, 2011, 01:55:34 PM
that's... actually plausible


think we're on to something here

silvertone

October 14, 2011, 02:03:29 PM #8
He was a 100% god and 100% man so it could have been the 100% god part supporting the erection though.

Mando Pandango

October 14, 2011, 02:05:50 PM #9
so he had THE POWER OF GOD in his boner?
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

silvertone

October 14, 2011, 02:13:56 PM #10
I can't say for the Bible does not say.

Mando Pandango

October 14, 2011, 02:15:01 PM #11
wow way to skip over a vital piece of information, bible
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

silvertone

October 14, 2011, 02:19:35 PM #12
All the apostles were traitors then, they hid and denied the Savior. None of them sought after Holy Boners.

Commander Fuckass

October 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM #13
>mfw I saw "dp" in the thread title myface;
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Hiro

October 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM #14
Quote from: Kefka of Alkmaar on October 14, 2011, 03:05:55 PM
>mfw I saw "dp" in the thread title myface;
I just now realized this question wasn't directed to you
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