List Boyagers you would date IRL

[Daddy]

yes 

Where 

[Boyager]

Where 

He was lying.

No one loves you.

[Boyager]

He was lying.

No one loves you.

Your mom loves me.

Fuck, I bet Horse even loves me more.

[Boyager]

Your mom loves me.

Fuck, I bet Horse even loves me more.

I know she does, she talks about you all the time.

They probably do, I mean, I kick them right in the schnuts daily.

[Boyager]

I know she does, she talks about you all the time.

They probably do, I mean, I kick them right in the schnuts daily.

ok I know this is actually snow so


SHUT UP SNOWY

[Boyager]

ok I know this is actually snow so


SHUT UP SNOWY

oh ok

sorry to bother you

[Boyager]

also I'd totally bust a nut in and around velvet

[Mando Pandango]

I'm guessing you guys all just think I'm out of your league. That's the only possible explanation.

It's okay guys, you can say it.

[Classic]

It would be an honor to date you. 

[Boyager]

[you]

[Boyager]

[you]

wow thnx

[Boyager]

Hippo.