what's your sign

[snoorkel]

If gravity was a factor, then the doctor who birthed me and ripped me out of my mom's vagina mere inches away had much more influence over my personality than the particular star lightyears away that just happened to pull towards me.

maybe the doctor was influenced by his stars 

[Mando Pandango]

maybe sometimes i fill up the bathtub then jack off into it over and over then put on scuba gear and dunk my head under the surface and stay there and pretend i'm in space

maybe

[snoorkel]

maybe sometimes i fill up the bathtub then jack off into it over and over then put on scuba gear and dunk my head under the surface and stay there and pretend i'm in space

maybe

yeah b/c ur a aquarias and u luv water

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

maybe sometimes i fill up the bathtub then jack off into it over and over then put on scuba gear and dunk my head under the surface and stay there and pretend i'm in space

maybe

what does jacking off do?

[Mando Pandango]

the spunk suspends in the water and it's like stars

[Socks]

I wonder sometimes what I really am. When I feel doubt give me a pang. I tremble on my knees and hands.

I hear a voice and this voice commands:

Coward be you, or Man of steel! Fear no fight but dread a chance. To earn respect and to gain a friend.

I listen. First to thought followed by whispers, reveal my nature of a noble sort. A Leo through and through. Though with more purr than roar.

I am more reserved than perhaps necessary, to embody and become a King, and claim one's worth and keep. Women that I can love. Castles in which to sleep.


You know, lordly shit.

[piano moths]

TAURUS

[applesauce]

maybe sometimes i fill up the bathtub then jack off into it over and over then put on scuba gear and dunk my head under the surface and stay there and pretend i'm in space

maybe

I lold for a long time, ok, like 4 seconds, at this.


But idk what my sign is....

Am I the only one who read "scorpio" the way Bolo Santosi says it in JC2? Because I think that dramatically increased the quality of the read.

[Hiro]

monkey

[snoorkel]

monkey

ya not the fucking CHINESE SODAIAX

[bluaki]

I think mine is Taurus. Birthday on May 2.

[FAMY2]

pick capricorn

That's what I usually pick. 

[ME##]

Libra

[Mando Pandango]

I'm totes doing that tonight.

make sure the water is cold or the jizz gets all mucky

[LCK]

i'm an aquarius

i like walks and sunsets

i want a man who asserts himself

and i can't swim