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Started by Boyager, September 28, 2011, 10:33:32 PM

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Boyager

Tonight I realized I can't fart when I have a boner.

I was masturbating and when I finished I went to the bathroom (like i always do) and this jet stream of gas exploded from my asshole. I'm still farting. It aches a bit.

Boyager

I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;

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Quote from: Boyager on September 28, 2011, 10:39:26 PM
I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;


myface;

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Boyager

Quote from: Boyager on September 28, 2011, 10:39:26 PM
I love when my bottom cums first. The farts give such nice vibrations on my dick giggle;
That's a total turn off.   akudood;
But I can't be too picky, my enormous girth scares many bottoms. doodhuh;

Boyager

My ex told me to never be with a virgin because I would split them in half n_u

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Quote from: Boyager on September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 AM
My ex told me to never be with a virgin because I would split them in half n_u

wow ypr, bragging much? :|

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Quote from: Boyager on September 29, 2011, 03:24:34 PM
wow ypr, bragging much? :|
anonymous board could be anyone

unless... nahhhh

Boyager

if i had to guess i'd think that was ypr as well lol

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and the capitalization/lack of a period/ "my ex" n_u

YPrrrr

Who the fuck are you, Sherlock Holmes? akudood;

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