Ubuntu: The Ultimite Operating System--for viewing pornography

[Daddy]

'Super+f6' fades everything to the desktop.  Easily hiding your porn without a trace of it.

Creating hidden files an folders is simple.  add a period to the beginning of the file name or a tilde to the end.  You can also hide the files and folders by making ".hidden.txt" and putting the file/folder name in there"  Simple way to hide your porn.


The Cube,  Do I even need to explain how useful this is?  Put firefox and your work on one side and put your porn on the other.

Almost No Viruses.  Think Macs are secure?   Linux makes Macs look like a joke.  Feel free to download as much porn as possible, the viruses won't hurt you.

It just rocks. I'M SERIOUS NIGGA.

[Placebo Headwound]

It seems like you just love it because of the porn.

[Daddy]

It seems like you just love it because of the porn.

That's only one of my reasons. 

There are many more.

[SBKT]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

[Daddy]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

Yes, it's also why it keeps freezing, at least I think that's why.

[SBKT]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

Yes, it's also why it keeps freezing, at least I think that's why.

Beryl is still expirimental and requires a fair Graphics card.

[Daddy]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

Yes, it's also why it keeps freezing, at least I think that's why.

Beryl is still expirimental and requires a fair Graphics card.

Yes, I know that it's in beta,   My graphics card is fine.  ATI Mobility Radeon 9000 IGP lole

[The artist formally known]

No viruses? I have a program that makes me not get them in the first place. It's called common sense.

[SBKT]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

Yes, it's also why it keeps freezing, at least I think that's why.

Beryl is still expirimental and requires a fair Graphics card.

Yes, I know that it's in beta,   My graphics card is fine.  ATI Mobility Radeon 9000 IGP lole

ATI! ATI used to be good, but I found recently it's gone to shit.

[Daddy]

Beryl is why you got zeh Cube, right?

Yes, it's also why it keeps freezing, at least I think that's why.

Beryl is still expirimental and requires a fair Graphics card.

Yes, I know that it's in beta,   My graphics card is fine.  ATI Mobility Radeon 9000 IGP lole

ATI! ATI used to be good, but I found recently it's gone to shit.

Well, good thing it's not a recent graphics card.  v;

[Zack777]

Hey, Macs have F11 and iPhotoBuddy

[SBKT]

Windows has nothing.

I never needed that shit anyways.

[Zack777]

Windows has nothing.

I never needed that shit anyways.

what about ctrl+tab?

[Daddy]

Hey, Macs have F11 and iPhotoBuddy

But they aren't cool.

[Feynman]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME.