British slang is the silliest thing in the world

[Mando Pandango]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_words_not_widely_used_in_the_United_States

loopty-swoops
    basketball

tuppenny-ha'penny
    cheap, substandard

argy-bargy
    (informal) a disagreement ranging from a verbal dispute to pushing-and-shoving or outright fighting.

higgledy-piggledy
    in disarray

Jiggery-Pokery
    Expertly tinker with something in a way that a non-expert or casual observer is unlikely to comprehend.

what the fuck britain

[Travis]

tooty fruity point and shooty is a gun

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

in New Zealand, instead of "I don't want to deal with that" they say "I don't want to be fucked by that."

My sister's friend told of this time where her and a co-worker where on a farm or something, and her co-worker said "I don't want to be fucked by that pineapple"

lulz were had

[Mando Pandango]

tooty fruity point and shooty is a gun

no it's not. 4chan is not facts.

[Travis]

no it's not. 4chan is not facts.

thanks mr. serious

[applesauce]

Man. Sometimes I forget that the working class british are actually really cool because in the US it's mostly upper middle class and businessmen that you come into contact with.

[Mando Pandango]

thanks mr. serious

YOU'RE WELCOME

THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD GODDAMMIT

[YPrrrr]

I'm chuffed to bits

[don't let's]

keep fit costume 

[Socks]

A British woman is not pregnant. She is stuffed. A toddler in England sucks his dummy, and a uterus expands to 500 times its normal size during child birth.

[Mando Pandango]

oh god socks I laughed too hard at that

[Kalahari Inkantation]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

At many schools, fag-masters were expected to reward their fags for their efforts at the end of term by giving a monetary 'fag tip'. The 1911 Britannica details an evolution of the role at Eton college. Roald Dahl relates in his autobiography being told, as a fag, to warm toilet seats for older boys at Repton.

[ME##]

i can't be arsed

[silvertone]

Bollocks is literally my favorite word.

[ME##]

though, i must say it sets my teeth on fire when an englishman says something along the lines of, 'x is playing so shit', 'maybe you wouldn't be so shit if y'.