there has been a goddamn guitar pick in my sock all day

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

fuck I was pissed off because I thought I broke my new shoes.

what a silly thing to happen

[snoorkel]

shit son you better start payin attention.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

shit son you better start payin attention.

i can't even pay my bills

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

post things that get stuck in your shoes i guess

[snoorkel]

once during a routine drug dog check at my high school I was standing outside a classroom that was being inspected. the dog went in and out right past me. later that day I found the torn-off top of a coke baggie (still with much residue on it) stuck to my sock, which had been there the whole day. drug dog is a scam 

[Selkie]

How do you not eventually get irritated by that and check to see what it is?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

How do you not eventually get irritated by that and check to see what it is?

I felt like it would've been weird if I took my shoe off at work so i didn't bother with it.

then I forgot about it.

[AAAAAAAA]

hey be grateful it wasnt a bass pick those are slightly thicker

[Travis]

once during a routine drug dog check at my high school I was standing outside a classroom that was being inspected. the dog went in and out right past me. later that day I found the torn-off top of a coke baggie (still with much residue on it) stuck to my sock, which had been there the whole day. drug dog is a scam 

>routine
>drug dog check

what