front page idea

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

how about we develop something that shows random posts and reads them in that robot voice that blind people use to navigate computers.

[snoorkel]

that would actually be possible.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

that would actually be possible.

we should do this.

[silvertone]

put this on the front page too

[Cookie]

Put my name at the bottom of the front page also pleaseeeeee

[Socks]

usually i am a critical ass. but this idea is genius. is there a way to program the reader to only select posts based on a pool of key terms, ie. seeking out those most, ahem, provocative.

[snoorkel]

usually i am a critical ass. but this idea is genius. is there a way to program the reader to only select posts based on a pool of key terms, ie. seeking out those most, ahem, provocative.

no it would have to activate the operating system's built-in Accessibility features (large text, on-screen keyboard, read text, etc) to automatically start reading the page from beginning to end. possibly a filter could be made to make a pool of the 'best' posts from the database based on some criteria, though. idk I'm not good with back-end programming

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

put this on the front page too

i was thinking maybe the devil or a hindu god

idk I'm not good with back-end programming

that's not what i heard

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