help me get a JORB

[??????]

i'm getting sick of eating pastries

i want eggs, EGGS


is this really what you have to put for an entry-level job
[spoiler]Richard Anderson
1234, West 67 Street,
Carlisle, MA 01741,
(123)-456 7890.

Objective: Looking for the greatest opportunity to work as an entry level clerk for a reputed company.

Skills:

Bachelor's degree in commerce.
Able to do all clerical duties such as filing, typing, data entry, photocopying etc.
Able to answer to telephone calls, email and using fax machine.
Excellent communication and writing skills.
Proficient with computer literate such as Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Power point and Internet.
Able to work independently and under pressure also.
Responsible for other duties as assigned.
Work Experience:

Application System Analyst
Identified files and resources.
Outlined input and output samples.
Responsible for identifying modification points.
Provide level 2 support for problem resolution.
Preformed installations, patches and upgrades of programs.
Done troubleshooting.
Responsible for various other duties as assigned.
Education:
Bachelor's Degree in Commerce
References: Available upon request.[/spoiler]

do you not give out a quick summery of your personality 
i want to apply to this small boutique or this art store because i am a giant  

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

yeah that's what you put I guess.

they just want your qualifications at first, personality is reflected in the interview

write a cover letter to attach to your resume, stating why you want to work there.

wear a power tie, they tell more about yourself than you ever could

greet each interviewer with a smile and a handshake

don't use foul language

compliment them on their penis/vagina size

[FAMY2]

Smile, smile, smile.   

[??????]

yeah that's what you put I guess.

they just want your qualifications at first, personality is reflected in the interview

write a cover letter to attach to your resume, stating why you want to work there.

wear a power tie, they tell more about yourself than you ever could

greet each interviewer with a smile and a handshake

don't use foul language

compliment them on their penis/vagina size

yuck
okay mom

[snoorkel]

yeah that's probably more than is necessary for a job like that.

[?????]

yeah that's probably more than is necessary for a job like that.

Job like what?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

yeah that's probably more than is necessary for a job like that.

i have gotten every job ever by telling my potential employer that they have a huge vag.

In case I forget to tell them, I write it in sharpie across my tie.