guyz I just opened a fortune cookie

snoorkel · August 21, 2011, 09:53:28 PM

It said, "Your present plans will be successful."

ALL OF THEM????

can I trust this?

Andria · August 21, 2011, 10:00:02 PM

I opened one that had something to do with dragons a few days ago

snoorkel · August 21, 2011, 10:01:26 PM

Quote from: Squid Girl on August 21, 2011, 10:00:02 PM
I opened one that had something to do with dragons a few days ago

WHAT DID IT SAY???

Andria · August 21, 2011, 10:05:24 PM

Quote from: vziard on August 21, 2011, 10:01:26 PM
WHAT DID IT SAY???

I can't find it

how disappointing

so I went to find another and didn't have any

Selkie · August 22, 2011, 08:52:31 AM

I got a fortune cookies years ago that was the best one I ever got, so I saved it.

It says, "People will be amazed by your success".

C.Mongler · August 22, 2011, 11:31:43 AM

i got one that said id get a boner or something. fucking crazy man

The Hand That Fisted Everyone · August 22, 2011, 11:34:05 AM

Quote from: C.Mongler on August 22, 2011, 11:31:43 AM
i got one that said id get a boner or something. fucking crazy man

IN BED

Nyerp · August 22, 2011, 11:58:11 AM

Quote from: Selkie on August 22, 2011, 08:52:31 AM
I got a fortune cookies years ago that was the best one I ever got, so I saved it.

It says, "People will be amazed by your success".

I got a little mass-produced piece of paper that was made to make me feel better about myself and has no real bearing on the course of my life, so I saved it because it was a once in a lifetime occurrence and I believe something I found inside a cookie will actually come true.

that is how retarded you sound

Travis · August 22, 2011, 12:00:12 PM

you're a pathetic person nyerp

Samus Aran · August 22, 2011, 12:29:57 PM

Quote from: Nyerp on August 22, 2011, 11:58:11 AM
I got a little mass-produced piece of paper that was made to make me feel better about myself and has no real bearing on the course of my life, so I saved it because it was a once in a lifetime occurrence and I believe something I found inside a cookie will actually come true.

that is how retarded you sound

uh wow nyerp that was really overdoing it

Nyerp · August 22, 2011, 12:31:07 PM

Quote from: Suigintou on August 22, 2011, 12:29:57 PM
uh wow nyerp that was really overdoing it

...in bed!!!!

Samus Aran · August 22, 2011, 12:38:37 PM

Kalahari Inkantation · August 22, 2011, 12:55:52 PM

i once got a fortune cookie that said "smile if you like this cookie"

it changed my life, then my second spiritual body floated out my window

YPrrrr · August 22, 2011, 01:02:50 PM

On a further note, does anyone actually enjoy eating fortune cookies

Selkie · August 22, 2011, 01:05:42 PM

Quote from: Nyerp on August 22, 2011, 11:58:11 AM
I got a little mass-produced piece of paper that was made to make me feel better about myself and has no real bearing on the course of my life, so I saved it because it was a once in a lifetime occurrence and I believe something I found inside a cookie will actually come true.

that is how retarded you sound

oh yea? well my dick > yours

guyz I just opened a fortune cookie

snoorkel

August 21, 2011, 09:53:28 PM

Andria

August 21, 2011, 10:00:02 PM #1

snoorkel

August 21, 2011, 10:01:26 PM #2

Andria

August 21, 2011, 10:05:24 PM #3

Selkie

August 22, 2011, 08:52:31 AM #4

C.Mongler

August 22, 2011, 11:31:43 AM #5

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

August 22, 2011, 11:34:05 AM #6

Nyerp

August 22, 2011, 11:58:11 AM #7

Travis

August 22, 2011, 12:00:12 PM #8

Samus Aran

August 22, 2011, 12:29:57 PM #9

Nyerp

August 22, 2011, 12:31:07 PM #10

Samus Aran

August 22, 2011, 12:38:37 PM #11

Kalahari Inkantation

August 22, 2011, 12:55:52 PM #12

YPrrrr

August 22, 2011, 01:02:50 PM #13

Selkie

August 22, 2011, 01:05:42 PM #14