I am posting from an Italian internet cafe

[Andria]

Actually maybe I should just come up with a ridiculous request and see how much it would cost

yesyes yesssss


please do that 

[Andria]

How was your prostitute?

[YPrrrr]

Didn't get one... but I was offered a threesome opportunity

[Andria]

By your hostelmates ?

[YPrrrr]

By your hostelmates ?

No, some drunk Dutch couple was knocking on prostitutes' doors and pissing them off... when they saw me laughing they turned around and starting talking to me. The chubby woman grabbed me by the arm and tried to get me to come off with them but I told them I was tired and needed to go to sleep

So I'm lame

[Andria]

No, some drunk Dutch couple was knocking on prostitutes' doors and pissing them off... when they saw me laughing they turned around and starting talking to me. The chubby woman grabbed me by the arm and tried to get me to come off with them but I told them I was tired and needed to go to sleep

So I'm lame

MISSING OUT ON DUTCH THREESOMES

[silvertone]

dü ü wånt to fück

[YPrrrr]

But she was fat and he was weird and they were old :'(

dü ü wånt to fück

jååå

[Andria]

But she was fat and he was weird and they were old :'(jååå

that's the best kind of threesome

[silvertone]

weird= experimental
old=experienced

[YPrrrr]

So basically I missed out on the best sex of my life?

[Andria]

So basically I missed out on the best sex of my life?

Basically

you could have experienced a bondage cross firsthand and told me how it was 

[YPrrrr]

Probably terrifying... I don't even know what to do in a mmf situation

[Andria]

Probably terrifying... I don't even know what to do in a mmf situation

you mean amazing right? 

and you stick it in a hole and push

[?????]

and you stick it in a hole and push

ehl oh ehl