reasons why I'm not crazy

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I don't ejaculate in your green tea
I wash my hands after pulling shit out of my ass
I eat dogs

post reasons you aren't crazy

[Mando Pandango]

when i go to the bathroom i make sure there aren't any gremlins hiding behind the shower curtain

[Walter]

I ejaculate in your green tea
I don't wash my hands after pulling shit out of my ass
I fuck dogs

[Tri4se]

i masturbated in a port-a-potty once

[ME##]

i masturbated in a port-a-potty once

that sounds unpleasant to say the least

[Nyerp]

I like to fuck my cat

[Andria]

jizz in green tea would completely throw off the flavour

[don't let's]

when i go to the bathroom i make sure there aren't any gremlins hiding behind the shower curtain

I do the same thing. If the shower curtain is closed all the way or just partway

[Nyerp]

I do the same thing. If the shower curtain is closed all the way or just partway

me3

[Daddy]

The voices talk back.

[Dullahan]

My invisible friend tells me I'm not.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

More reasons

I smile when I berate myself.
Driving makes my asshole wet
I massage my eyes with steel wool

[Nyerp]

Re: reasons why I'm rAnDuMb XD

[silvertone]

I am on Dean's List at the Mattress Zone.

[Hiro]

I heb min beans alllllllllOT