99.9% sure I'm gonna die

[Bushy]

Since I work at McDonald's I ate there tonight because I was working for 6 hours and got no break. Anyway, I ordered three mcchickens with extra mayo. (mayo is already piled on idk why i get it extra). I ate them, felt good, halfway home everything was blurry and wavy.

now I've got a pimple on my forehead. I never get pimples. Oh God Boyah, help... No I won't stop eating there, it's cheap.

[Nyerp]

you willingly ate mcdonalds so you must already be pretty upset with your life

[Mando Pandango]

like oh my god stacy i got a pimple i could just like die like oh my god

[YPrrrr]

Now no one will ask me to the big dance

[spoiler]Seriously, extra mayonnaise? [/spoiler]

[Commander Fuckass]

probably got the pimple from the oil you all use

[Daddy]

You're black and in the south so you're 100% sure to die.

[applesauce]

You're black and in the south so you're 100% sure to die.

 

[LCK]

You're black so you're 100% sure to die.

[Selkie]

Ugh, I love the taste of those fast food places, but whenever I finish a whole meal from them I just feel awful, physically and mentally.

I feel like it actually damages your body.

[Socks]

I only eat fast food when I'm really high and driving.

[Travis]

You're 100% sure to die.

[Bushy]

like oh my god stacy i got a pimple i could just like die like oh my god

You just mad my mostly perfect skin styles on your pockmarked whiteboy face  Q('_' Q)

[strongbad]

Ugh, I love the taste of those fast food places, but whenever I finish a whole meal from them I just feel awful, physically and mentally.

I feel like it actually damages your body.

Agree

I only eat fast food when I'm really high and driving.

Also agree

[Mando Pandango]

You just mad my mostly perfect skin styles on your pockmarked whiteboy face  Q('_' Q)

and i'm still alive oh look at that

[piano moths]

The only fast food I eat is Rolberto's. Not even any of the other Berto's. Just Rol. EVERYTHING IS GROSSSSSSSSS ewwwww getting pimples.. eating mcdonalds..ew