I am FREAKING out

[applesauce]

But man, the Icee is like a giant fucking otter pop.  You gotta understand, right?

But man, the sugar and the carbon is like a big fucking lead weight in legs, you understand that right?

[Hippopo]

But man, the sugar and the carbon is like a big fucking lead weight in legs, you understand that right?

Oh, I guess...

Well, THE FRIES STILL AWAIT! the power of god

[wawi]

Oh, I guess...

Well, THE FRIES STILL AWAIT! the power of god

GET ICEE OR I NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN

[Hippopo]

GET ICEE OR I NEVER TALK TO U AGAIN

Um lol u no u will talk to me.  u alwaz do

[wawi]

Um lol u no u will talk to me.  u alwaz do

not this time... :'(
im finally sticking up for myself

[applesauce]

ME too, that's why I'm kicking wawi's ass in Gary on Friday.

[wawi]

ME too, that's why I'm kicking wawi's ass in Gary on Friday.

plz dont i easily bruise ;-;

[applesauce]

plz dont i easily bruise ;-;

and with a brick

[wawi]

and with a brick

why would u do that?
that would hurt me
thats not very nice mister

[musica.cards]

Yeah, and if your body knows its stuff you'll dump right beforehand.

It's not like he's gonna eat a whole plate full of fries or anything. It's not like he's gonna eat a big plate of spaghetti right before the marathon

[applesauce]

why would u do that?
that would hurt me
thats not very nice mister

cuz im a hardened criminal, honk

[applesauce]

It's not like he's gonna eat a whole plate full of fries or anything. It's not like he's gonna eat a big plate of spaghetti right before the marathon

Lol you don't know how running works.

[wawi]

i run from the 5-0

[musica.cards]

Lol you don't know how running works.

lol you don't know how digestion works.

[applesauce]

lol you don't know how digestion works.

Digestion is a lower priority than running, if your body is properly trained. If you are properly trained, your body will anticipate a race and shut down your digestive system, decreasing blood flow to the system by up to 80%, allowing for better oxygenation of your active muscles. Right before it shuts it down, your body will empty anything and everything it possibly can from your digestive system. If you are not taking a shit within 45 mins of the start of your race, you're doing it wrong.