2011 Boyah Awards: Results

[ME##]

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=25955674&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00adef&fullscreen=1&autoplay=0&loop=0

http://vimeo.com/25955674

Presenters: 
Kaz
Kaz impersonating MOTTSAPPLESAUCE
Snowy
Man of Popsicle
C.Mongler

[spoiler=The awards as text]
Best admin
Winner:  JMV
Runner-up:  Snorkel

Best avatar
Winner:  Burzumfan
Runner-up:  Man of Popsicle

Best Boyager
Winner:  ME86
Runner-up:  YPR

Best Boyah meme
Winner:  Using avatars as responses
Runner-up:  And then we got ice cream?

Best Boyah outage
Winner:  NSA raid
Runner-up:  Loss of several months’ worth of posts

Best Burzumfan post
Winner: all Burzumfan posts
Runner-up: "np. *rides magic dragon into sunset*"

Best couple
Winner:  Snowy and Horse
Runner-up:  Tie between JMV and Selena and Kaz and Hatsune Miku

Best East Coast member
Winner:  YPR
Runner-up:  JMV

Best emote
Winner: 
Runner-up: Tie between and

Best fucking Boyager
Winner:  JMV
Runner-up:  Slim

Best inactive user
Winner: Tie between Hyper and Missypirate
Runner-up: Joeinc

Best looking female
Winner: Hime
Runner-up: Tie between Velvet and Kaki

Best looking male
Winner: Hippo
Runner-up: V

Best lurker
Winner: Bluaki
Runner-up: Three-way tie between the bots, Zidone and iWolf

Best member from a country other than USA
Winner:  Thyme
Runner-up:  iCandy

Best Midwestern member
Winner:  ME86
Runner-up:  Kaz

Best mod
Winner:  ME86
Runner-up:  YPR

Best new Boyah meme
Winner:  Wow ___
Runner-up: SMOKE THE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE BEERS THE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE BEERS THE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE DRINKTHE BEERS

Best new member
Winner:  iCandy
Runner-up:  Silvertone

Best signature
Winner:  Zidone
Runner-up:  Wawi

Best stream
Winner: kazberrykrunch
Runner-up: Tie between bluakistream and me86

Best streamed anime series
Winner: Cowboy Bebop
Runner-up: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Best streamed movie
Winner:  Kill Bill
Runner-up:  Funky Forest

Best token homosexual
Winner:  Tyler
Runner-up:  Echo

Best typo
Winner:  smithidice;
Runner-up:  pj god @_@

Best variant of the HUGE COLOUR BAR signatures
Winner:  Tie between Thyme and Man of Popsicle
Runner-up:  Tec

Best West coast Boyager
Winner: Strongbad
Runner-up: Famy

Biggest weeaboo
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: Bluaki

Boyager everyone seems to forget exists
Winner:  Boognish
Runner-up:  Live on the Edge

Boyager least likely to win any other awards
Winner:  acisthebest
Runner-up:  Travis

Boyager most likely to be the last remaining Boyager one day
Winner:  ME86
Runner-up:  The bots

Boyager most likely to get dip shitted
Winner:  Snowy
Runner-up:  Nyerp

Boyager most likely to get promoted
Winner: ME86
Runner-up: YPR

Boyager most likely to go to drug rehab
Winner: Snorkel
Runner-up: Skylark

Boyager most likely to go to prison
Winner: Snorkel
Runner-up: Applesauce

Boyager who most needs to get laid
Winner:  Hiro
Runner-up:  Tie between Thyme and Nyerp

Boyager with the best ass
Winner: Kaz's floppy jiggly ass
Runner-up: Rae

Boyager with the best real life adventures
Winner:  applesauce
Runner-up: Snorkel

Boyager with the best taste in games
Winner:  Kaz
Runner-up:  Zidone

Boyager with the best taste in music
Winner:  Tec
Runner-up:  Tie between JMV and Zidone


Boyager with the best made up adventures
Winner:  Tie between Clucky and Johnnyringo
Runner-up:  NA

Charlie Sheen Honorary Award for Constantly Saying Shit that Doesn't Matter
Winner: Socks
Runner-up: Hiro

Coolest Boyager
Winner: Burzumfan
Runner-up: Tie between Steal and Hippo

Funniest Boyager
Winner:  Burzumfan
Runner-up:  Tec

Geekiest Boyager
Winner:  Bluaki
Runner-up:  Tie between 1947 project and Kaz

Least likely to ever change
Winner:  ME86
Runner-up:  Tec

Least missed
Winner: Slim
Runner-up: Clucky

Most changed
Winner: Burzumfan [to Silvertone]
Runner-up:  JMV

Most infamous ex-Boyager
Winner: Clucky
Runner-up: Lawlz

Most likely to be an idiot
Winner:  Snowy
Runner-up:   Boyager

Most likely to become a serial killer
Winner:  Tie between Kono and Snowy
Runner-up:  Hiro

Most likely to become unexpectedly with their life
Winner:  What does this even mean
Runner-up:  Socks

Most likely to commit suicide
Winner: MIB
Runner-up: Clucky

Most likely to read Boyah on their iPhone
Winner: Hiro
Runner-up: Applesauce

Most manly
Winner:  Trevor
Runner-up:  Slim

Most perverted
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: Echo

Most thing ever
Winner: Shy guys on stilts
Runner-up: musica.cards

Most xenophobic
Winner:  Lacey
Runner-up:  iCandy

Post of the year
Winner: "Do not blame Japan. Blame you. " -iCandy
Runner-up: "I already lost my other food in the war." -ME86

Two Boyagers everyone mixes up/are secretly the same person
Winner:  Felt and Clucky
Runner-up:  Tie between Tec and ME86 and Trevor and Travis

User most likely to slow down the Boyah Awards process
Winner:  JMV
Runner-up:  Felt

User who should return
Winner:  Tie between Guff and Hensa
Runner-up:  C.Mongler

User with the most annoying avatar
Winner:  HeroofTime55
Runner-up:  iCandy

Whiniest Boyager
Winner:  Nyerp
Runner-up:  Hiro

Who everybody can relate to
Winner: Boyager
Runner-up: YPR

Worst admin
Winner:  Bassir
Runner-up:  Reaper

Worst Boyager
Winner: Kono
Runner-up: BlackDS

Worst emote
Winner:
Runner-up:

Worst mod
Winner: Thief
Runner-up: Tie between Kaz and Zidone

Worst new member
Winner:  Herooftime55
Runner-up:  The bots

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Thank you for all of your help.  Enjoy. 

[ME##]

overall, i'd say i agree with this year's results.


and kaz should really get mentioned for best boyager as beyond the awards that ended in ties, that category had the closest voting

[wawi]

omgthnx 4 all who supportd me in these elections

[[hedy]Zidone]

[wawi]

u jusst tihnk u r sooooOoo sweet with ur best signature whatvrer I didn't want that award

[don't let's]

Best awards yet just because of this

[[hedy]Zidone]

Slim isn't even really gone.

[bluaki]

Best couple
Winner:  Snowy and Horse
Runner-up:  Tie between JMV and Selena and Kaz and Hatsune Miku

I surprised myself by nominating something like this when I'm usually so boring and serious. And it apparently was popular enough to win

Best lurker
Winner: Bluaki
Runner-up: Three-way tie between the bots, Zidone and iWolf

Geekiest Boyager
Winner:  Bluaki
Runner-up:  Tie between 1947 project and Kaz

yay

Biggest weeaboo
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: Bluaki

I need to dedicate myself to being a bigger weeaboo than Kaz by next year

Post of the year
Winner: "Do not blame Japan. Blame you. baddod; " -iCandy
Runner-up: "I already lost my other food in the war." -ME86

baddod;
Nominate for best typo in Boyah Awards 2012

[ME##]

oh god how did i make that typo, usually i type something like badddoood; not baddod;

[Mando Pandango]

btw i get snowy and horse now. i figured it out. i said i dont get it but i totes do.

k ill watch the vid tomorrow.

[musica.cards]

New emote ?

[[hedy]Zidone]

New emote ?

[Hiro]

oh god "kaz's room" killed me with laughter
nice haircut by the way kazzy
and wait, i thought your family moved to california, do you just live in your old house alone now?
you do a great job of presenting.

snowy. work on your pronunciations. Hee-ro. Nee-urp.
tec for best music tastes lol
tec and david for same person?
also, why is it that you look like a completely different person each time i see you?
[spoiler=RAGE >:[ ]YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE EATING AND THEN NOT DO IT BECAUSE YOU'RE "just not hungry" FUCKING CHRIST SNOWY  [/spoiler]
and why is the whole video in portrait mode god mannit 
[spoiler]I'm being mean, it wasn't really that terrible  [/spoiler]
popsi, was this your awesome video idea?
it was amusing anyways
good on the eating too
um why the asian folk music thing

c mongler best editing, yours should have gone first
FOOD GOOD JOB

not that I disagree with any of the awards this year, but I just them kind of... uninteresting. most of them were either shoe-ins or nonsense answers to nonsense questions.
still, two wins and 3 runner-ups, not too bad I guess.
oh and since I made I'm going to take that as another win for me, my most proud win in fact

[YPrrrr]

Dear Kaz: How do you not remember JohnnyRingo, he'd write adventure stories using Powerspikers/Boyagers as characters

I agree otherwise
Wait; I'm at the top level of modship with you
Good haircut Snowy, much improved

[Wrench]

HE SAID WRENCH. IT'S MY ONLY DAMN AWARD. DON'T YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME.



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