the above boyager is a superhero: what is their superhero name and power?

[Samus Aran]

go

[ME##]

Kazuhiko
Vocals of steel

[Andria]

The Amazing Map

he can tell you where anything and everything is on a map in the blink of an eye

[Travis]

Soy Boy

Knows everything about soy, can make soy appear at will and uses soy in all of his attacks and defenses

[Travis]

actually nevermind, he keeps a gourd full of soy like gaara

[Andria]

actually nevermind, he keeps a gourd full of soy like gaara

that'd be pretty fucking cool actually

am I possessed by a soy demon too that I can channel the power of?

[Travis]

that'd be pretty fucking cool actually

am I possessed by a soy demon too that I can channel the power of?

yes you're soy kazekage

[YPrrrr]

Travis

Name: Travis

Powers: Invisibility and a knack for the one line zinger

[Samus Aran]

your posting rival

he can post better and faster than anyone else in the world

[Travis]

Travis

Name: Travis

Powers: Invisibility and a knack for the one line zinger

That is so me

[Hiro]

travis also has a magical mustache

[ME##]

musica;cards
world's best musical chairs player

[Hiro]

musica;cards
world's best musical chairs player

i frowned and laughed at the same time 

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Hiro is Hiro by day and "dancing man" by night.

But he's not a hero. He's a supervillain.

He doesn't dance in bars.

Or at weddings.

He dances on old, dead women's graves.

Not the "good" dances either.
He does---"the sprinkler"
           ---"Starting the lawnmower"
           ---"the arsonist"

And he eats the cloth flowers that people leave out there too. His super power is being able to digest said cloth.

So, he's really the "graverobbingclothflowereatingbaddancingman".

[Hiro]

oh my god, I feel so honored to have that written about me 

there's no way I can come up with something you deserve after that...
superhero name: Boognish (it's a good name okay?)
you wear a boognish mask on your face, and you can make any foe stop like a deer in the road with your gaze
then after you've bludgeoned them senseless, you leave a poetic note atop their body.