i'm turning 21

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

get the hooker, first one is free

[applesauce]

This is really dumb. Having your first time with someone you aren't close to/trust is a really bad idea. Don't do it with a random person at a bar either.



Also, hookers are gross.

[FAMY2]

No hooker please. 

[Slim]

Don't resort to the hooker, but don't bother looking for someone special either (lol, seriously people?). Put your efforts toward getting a one-night stand.

[YPrrrr]

Slim's right, you'll never know the value of a dollar until you work for it

[Slim]

Slim's right, you'll never know the value of a dollar until you work for it

Exactly.

If anyone else here ever needs life advice, feel free to ask me. I'm never wrong.

[Selkie]

Animals are best, consent is not needed

[hobbit]

Don't resort to the hooker, but don't bother looking for someone special either (lol, seriously people?). Put your efforts toward getting a one-night stand.

ok, i guess i'll try that. but i don't know how to be romantic or be a smooth talker or hold a conversation. any tips?? or should i just go for the drunkest chick i can find?

[Selkie]

"ok, i guess i'll try that. but i don't know how to be romantic or be a smooth talker or hold a conversation. any tips?? or should i just go for the drunkest chick i can find?"

[Travis]

ok, i guess i'll try that. but i don't know how to be romantic or be a smooth talker or hold a conversation. any tips?? or should i just go for the drunkest chick i can find?

fyi booze will help out with all of those issues

[Samus Aran]

to quote a mediocre movie, you're "putting the pussy on a pedestal." stop doing that. you should be more concerned with the fact you've never had a girlfriend at all. let sex be a natural bonus to getting a girl that you care about.

[applesauce]

to quote a mediocre movie, you're "putting the pussy on a pedestal." stop doing that. you should be more concerned with the fact you've never had a girlfriend at all. let sex be a natural bonus to getting a girl that you care about.

This.

[Travis]

to quote a mediocre movie, you're "putting the pussy on a pedestal." stop doing that. you should be more concerned with the fact you've never had a girlfriend at all. let sex be a natural bonus to getting a girl that you care about.

it sounds to me like he just wants to get fucking laid

[Samus Aran]

it sounds to me like he just wants to get fucking laid

yeah but i think never having had any intimacy at all is a more pressing issue

i mean if he does happen to get laid before having a girlfriend, that's fine and i'm not gonna chastise him, but dear god at least don't do it with a hooker

[hobbit]

but if i get  hooker she'll do anything i ask.