i'm turning 21

[hobbit]

i'm turning 21 in a couple of weeks but i have a problem; i've not had any type of physical intimacy with a lady before. i'm thinking of getting a hooker or maybe just go to a sleazy massage place. how do i go about doing this? one of you must know.

poll: should hobbit lose his virginity to a hooker or find a girlfriend

[Travis]

maybe you could go to a bar? 

[KonohaShinobi]

>21
>virgin
what

[Kalahari Inkantation]

oh god why

[hobbit]

maybe you could go to a bar? 

yeah obvoviouslyt i could try that but it isn't likely

[Travis]

yeah obvoviouslyt i could try that but it isn't likely

why is it not likely? you're turning 21 anyway

[snoorkel]

that's such a bad idea

[hobbit]

that's such a bad idea

ur just jelous that im gettin laid, bro.

[snoorkel]

ur just jelous that im gettin laid, bro.

haha

[YPrrrr]

Have you ever had a girlfriend or anything... a kiss?

[hobbit]

Have you ever had a girlfriend or anything... a kiss?

no

[ME##]

try to find a girlfriend. 



you don't want to lose your virginity to some hooker. 

[Samus Aran]

yeah really, don't give your virginity to a hooker, that's retarded

[me003]

yeah really, don't give your virginity to a hooker, that's retarded

this

[piano moths]

make it fun and not gross at least (not a hooker) we don't need to rush these things