Boyah Mod/Admin Candidacy Declaratory Event 2011

[Hiro]

For anyone wishing to run for any level of Boyah government.

Today I am announcing my candidacy in the future election for the Director Rank. Should I become admin, my first action would be to embed "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" for a day or so, and dick around with board names and bulletin board constantly, while also hosting various events on a regular basis. JMV and Snorkel are already our responsible admins who fix and take care of things. Don't you think we need someone to spice things up a bit?

MUSICA.CARDS 2011

[Samus Aran]

Spicing things up is fine...but how about a less generic song to embed? And I feel almost...uneasy about the idea of you dicking around with things.

[Infel]

I'd apply too, but I think I'd mostly fuck with signatures. I'd put retarded questions into them like "DO SPACE-GOATS HAVE FOUR LIVERS OR FIVE"

[Nyerp]

i would never vote for you

[YPrrrr]

I'd apply but i dunno if I am random enough... Probably not

[silvertone]

If I was admin I would do absolutely nothing and wonder why I wanted this position. Vote me .

[snoorkel]

you forget that this is not a democracy, it is a lordship of the everlasting one

we have a very delicate balance of power and tribute, adding another member to the council may upset Him

[wawi]

i would like to run for supreme ruler to post in locked threads because i think it seems cool
plz vote for wawi i beg of u

[Mando Pandango]

I just wanna post in locked threads.

[Andria]

IF YOU VOTE FOR ME I'LL LEAVE SOY PRODUCTS IN EVERY REFRIGERATOR

AND POSTERS OF HOT ANIME MEN ON EVERYONE'S WALLS

AND LENA WILL WAKE YOU UP EVERY MORNING WITH HER BEAUTIFUL VOICE

AND EVERYONE WILL BE FEMININE AND WONDERFUL

[ME##]

Doodthing hath commanded me to suspend the constitution of Boyah.  These fraudulent elections cannot proceed.  

[Samus Aran]

i have experience as admin

experience counts

vote for kaz

[ME##]

i have experience as admin

experience counts

vote for kaz

Wrong.  Under your leadership, Boyah endured its hardest post drought and the longest decline in quotas ever. 

[Samus Aran]

Wrong.  Under your leadership, Boyah endured its hardest post drought and the longest decline in quotas ever. 

we didn't even have quota back then 

[ME##]

we didn't even have quota back then 

Nice try to weasel your way out of this one, Mr Wells.