Way to fucking waste the millionth post, assholes.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I find myself saying "What the fuck, boyah?" quite often, but I said this the loudest of all those times and I pissed off the librarian.

We reach 1,000,000 posts, and we waste it on a goddamn get? Really? This is the only fucking time that we will ever hit a landmark like this. Fucking 1,000,000 posts...goddamnit. We could have posted something completely mind blowing. Something that would put Boyah on the map, but no. We wasted our time scrambling to get the 1,000,000 post.

I have the cure for cancer, Boyah.

I have right here in my back pocket, along with the meaning of life, and the release date of the new Batman movie. I was saving these for the millionth post. So when someone googled those things, they would find my millionth post, realize that I was a stupendous person, and join boyah to "virtually" suck my dick. Hell, they may have even sucked my real dick had they played their cards right.

But now, because of you assholes, I don't get a blow job.

Fuck you

[Andria]

SUPPORT MY RECOUNT

DELETE US TO 1 MILLION THEN DELETE 100 MORE POSTS AND LET US RACE BACK SO SOMEONE GETS A BETTER 1 MILLIONTH POST

[Wrench]

use the most recent backup

[musica.cards]

It's Boyah, what do you expect?

[Nyerp]

ban snowy

[strongbad]

who cares lol

[Wrench]

death by snoo snoo

[musica.cards]

death by snoo snoo

[burzumfan420]

wat was the 1 mill ino th post

[burzumfan420]

is this some ironic anti climatical forum bullshit 

[C.Mongler]

better than horse dicks

[Mando Pandango]

better than horse dicks

impossible

[Hiro]

impossible

god dammit I laughed

[C.Mongler]

2 mil get