Shit dude

[strongbad]

So today is my first day of compass to campus, which is a program i'm enrolled in with a friend where we drive to a nearby at-risk middle or elementary school and mentor the students. Well I woke up, mildly delusional from yesterday, and couldn't find my key anywhere. I've been using my spare car key since i lost my set of keys weeks ago. I looked EVERYWHERE for my spare and couldn't find it. I was fucked. I asked around for a ride, and got a few maybes. Then I realized that I might have left my set of keys on the bus a couple weeks ago, so I bussed downtown (keep in mind I had like an hour until i had to leave), and from some stroke of god, they had my keys in the lost and found. Then I bussed back with an hour to spare.

Lol this has been like the 100th time i've lost my keys.

ITT things that you lose A LOT

[snoorkel]

lighters

bouncy balls

[Commander Fuckass]

I don't really lose it, but I do misplace my wallet sometimes.

Now I have a habit of putting it in my sock drawer as soon as I get home

[burzumfan420]

i use to lose things a lot so i stopped doing things and now i dont lose anything

[Hiro]

my virginity

[ME##]

my virginity

close your legs slut

[Nyerp]

my mind

[Hippopo]

I lost my watch.