Umbrellas? Practical or for pussies?

[YPrrrr]

FUCK UMBRELLAS

It's been sleeting for the entire fucking day and all of the umbrella people have banded together in herds in a conspiracy to walk as slowly as possible to punish those who are shelterless. NOT ONLY THAT but they all seem to be at the perfect height so that the bloody metal tipped edges of the umbrella seem to always be at eye-level, making maneuvering around the bastards a risky proposition. If we all used umbrellas eventually we would evolve into green skinned witches of the west who melt as the slightest rise in humidity. I am doing you all an evolutionary favor, so get out of my way before I hug you you smug dry assholes

Yeah so do you use umbrellas or say FUCK THAT SHIT
[spoiler]ACTIVITY [/spoiler]

[Andria]

I don't use umbrellas either 

[FAMY2]

I love walking in a warm rain no matter how hard. But if it is cold and windy I have a small one I use to keep dry.

[ME##]

No.  Umbrellas seems impracticle at best, not only do they make things awkward to carry and but once you get inside you have to dry them off some how so they don't get moudly. 




[spoiler]Also, can't forget about the joys of having the wind catch an umbrella and turn it inside out. [/spoiler]

[Samus Aran]

they're fashionable at best for some fine ladies, but other than that they are completely useless if you ask me, unless it's pouring straight down ridiculously goddamn hard and you HAVE to go outside

but even then, if you HAVE to go outside, it's probably to do something or go somewhere quickly, meaning you might as well simply just wear a raincoat and pull it over your head a bit anyway and just run

[Nyerp]

quit getting mad at umbrellas

that reminds me i have a black umbrella up in my closet right now

i smokin' the right stuff

[YPrrrr]

I don't wear raincoats either

[Andria]

I don't wear raincoats either

My peacoat is the only coat I wear. At all. Ever.

[Samus Aran]

I don't wear raincoats either

well neither do i, but they make more sense than umbrellas

[Nyerp]

also "Yes" isn't an answer to "Umbrellas? Practical or for pussies?"

actually none of those poll options are but that one makes the least sense

[YPrrrr]

also "Yes" isn't an answer to "Umbrellas? Practical or for pussies?"

actually none of those poll options are but that one makes the least sense

That yes is intended to be an answer to "are you made of sugar"

[Nyerp]

That yes is intended to be an answer to "are you made of sugar"

why is a poll option an answer to a poll option

[Daddy]

BECAUSE WHEN THE SUN SHINES, WE'LL SHINE TOGETHER
TOLD YOU I'LL BE HERE FOREVER
SAID I'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND
TOOK AN OATH, I'MA STICK IT OUT TO THE END

NOW THAT IT'S RAINING MORE THAN EVER
KNOW THAT WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER
YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA
YOU CAN STAND UNDER MY UMBRELLA

ELLA ELLA

[Daddy]

also i find them burdensome  (btw: burdenous should be a word)

they are all wet and drippy once you get inside and where do you put them? now you gotta carry that shit inside all day

[YPrrrr]

why is a poll option an answer to a poll option

why is boyah such serious business

also if you were made of sugar you would likely carry an umbrella

also i find them burdensome  (btw: burdenous should be a word)

they are all wet and drippy once you get inside and where do you put them? now you gotta carry that shit inside all day

Yeah I've always been concerned with this as well