Welcome to Kax!

[Samus Aran]

Welcome to Kax - formerly the slovenly, fragmented state of Boyah - now under the control of the National Socialist Party of Kaz!

Please remember to turn in your passports - you won't need them anymore. If you turn them in to one of our passport specialists within the next twenty-four hours, you'll receive a complimentary Maromi plush!

We appreciate your cooperation and look forward to the next decade of peace, industrial prosperity, and anime.

Thank you, and have a kawaii day.

[ME##]

The sports board wishes to apply to be an autonomous province!

[Samus Aran]

The sports board wishes to apply to be an autonomous province!

Let them. It saves us the trouble of throwing them into internment kawaii camps instead.

[wawi]

FIGHT THE POWER
JOIN THE RESISTANCE TODAY

[Nyerp]

I, for one, welcome our new anime overlords.

[Andria]

omg i want a free plush

[Thyme]

new chat thread

[Nyerp]

new chat thread

no

[ME##]

no

This. 

[Andria]

you are not true kaxian

BAKA

[Mando Pandango]

Alright well I'm gonna go kill myself.

[Samus Aran]

Alright well I'm gonna go kill myself.

We can arrange a very quick death for you, if you so desire. All you have to do is step out of line.

[Hiro]

Here's our glorious leader!

[spoiler][/spoiler]

That's it, I have to join now.

[Mando Pandango]

We can arrange a very quick death for you, if you so desire. All you have to do is step out of line.

What is this shit.

This is retarded.

[Samus Aran]

[spoiler][/spoiler]