LOL DICKS

[Hippopo]

there's more to life than knowing pointless numbers about others' phalluses 

This is not truuuuuuuuue.

[ME##]

This is not truuuuuuuuue.

yeahuh. 

[Nyerp]

click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!

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click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!

I keep clicking, but nothing is happening.

[Selkie]

click here to get 500,000 inches of penis!

i clicked, and it gave me vrius. wat do i do and will my new penis come in the mail??

[??????]

circumfrence.

Most ppl don't know their exact girth because they don't have access to soft measuring tape.

I used my mom's fabric-measuring tape a few years ago, so I do lololzz

you can just use a string to measure anything dealing with circumference

[Kalahari Inkantation]

http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html

[ME##]

http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html

MAKE PENIS FAST

[Daddy]

you can just use a string to measure anything dealing with circumference

what about the sun

[ME##]

what about the sun

sol is weak sauce
betelgeuse is where its AT

[??????]

what about the sun

>doesn't realize my habitual theatrical undercoloring of my sentences

[Samus Aran]

http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/make-penis-fast.html

i still have it bookmarked

[??????]

I'll just leave it at, i've got a thick-ass cock okay?


Also I seriously doubt you are 6" girth, you probably measured wrong or are being overly generous. Cause that is borderline ridiculous.

this is so hilarious for some reason

[Samus Aran]

i find it funny because he claims to have a "thick-ass cock" and yet finds it ridiculous that a 6-inch circumference, which is only an inch over average, is "borderline ridiculous"

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i laughed at this thread all over again