~*slaughter thread*~

[??????]

i beheaded three goats but i'm not going to skin them--i don't know how and it's smelly
:'(

discuss what animals you have slaughtered lately 

[Hippopo]

Once I went fishing, and I saw a fish come close to my hook and I reeled the line back in before it could bite it.  I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT THE POOR FISH.

So basically I can't wound animals.

But I was a butcher for a summer. lol

[Daddy]

hamsters

[ikanaide]

hamsters

you are a monster

[Daddy]

you are a monster

[Nyerp]

i haven't killed anything bigger than a moth

[Cookie]

I killed the tire on my car last week.

[??????]

Once I went fishing, and I saw a fish come close to my hook and I reeled the line back IN POG FORM in before it could bite it.  I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT THE POOR FISH.

So basically I can't wound animals.

But I was a butcher for a summer. lol

inorite
hooks make me cringe
imagine how it must feel have it go up the roof of your mouth

i can't hurt anything above the neckline
the face is a very precious thing (~lol complex~)
if it's needed, i'd just shoot the thing in its head with a rifle
even in my fantasies i don't attack the facial area--it's too much for me
oddly enough, anything below the neckline doesn't ignite any 'omg ew' responses

ironically, i used to consider myself to be ovotarian 

i haven't killed anything bigger than a moth

that's because you're a white, middle-class privileged male

[Nyerp]

poor black people in cities kill goats all the time right

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i killed a spider once :'(

[ME##]

I hit a bird the other day.

[Hippopo]

I hit a bird the other day.

You monster.

[Selkie]

I don't hurt animals.

[ME##]

You monster.

I know.