Has Boyah been good this year?

[musica.cards]

And what does Boyah want for Christman?

[Infel]

I've been bad. Give me coal. Lots of coal. I can use it to light the caverns and fend off the creepers for another night.

[musica.cards]

I've been bad. Give me coal. Lots of coal. I can use it to light the caverns and fend off the creepers for another night.

But if you're bad, but want coal, would you get the coal?

[burzumfan420]

haha santa loses again

[musica.cards]

haha santa loses again

when did he lose the first time?

[don't let's]

when he got the wife?

[ME##]

when did he lose the first time?

when he lost his foot due to diabetes.

[musica.cards]

when he lost his foot due to diabetes.

too much milk and cookies can do that to a man

[Nyerp]

santa don't give me what i want i pop a cap in his ass

[ME##]

santa don't give me what i want i pop a cap in his ass

oh no, you shot zwarte piet instead!

[Nyerp]

oh no, you shot zwarte piet instead!

ah shit on violence

[ME##]

ah shit on violence

hide yo wife

[Commander Fuckass]

I WANT A PENIS 

[Cookie]

I want to not want

[Infel]

But if you're bad, but want coal, would you get the coal?

I'm pretty sure Santa isn't so cruel as to let me die at the hands of exploding phallic monsters.