FROM THE CBN (URGENT)

[Daddy]

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
54 / 55 TINUBU SQUARE
MARINA LAGOS NIGERIA
+234-8-075-019-381


This mail is coming to you in regards to your ATM MASTER CARD which delivery fee has been paid to DIPLOMATIC SHALOM COMPANY for your ATM CARD which is to be activated with the sum of Nine million eight hundred thousand United States Dollars ($9.8m) for easy and safe delivery with the withdrawal limit of $50,000.00 United States Dollars daily.

Although, i have to use a new email address and send this mail to you for the fact that i have received an information from the Anti fraud Alert Department here in Nigeria that i have to change all my formal information before proceeding on this transaction in other to secure this transaction.

This funds is found on our File during the recent audition of all the File here on my table as i just resumed as the New Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria for the end of the year final audition, and i have brought up this decision to send your Beneficiary/Contractual due to you via an ATM CARD and your file is next to be treated immediately you have responded positively to my email .

However, you might have received various emails from people, but we are sorry for what that might have caused to you, as you can read from our mail that our President whom has been elected inn and been doing well under some years in his office also have sign an approval on this transaction. But yesterday at about 10:am Nigerian time, One Mr. Daniel Ndidi, happens to appear before me in person from the United States Of America claiming that you have sent him to withdrawn the ATM MASTER CARD and it has to be released to him personally.

He has as well submitted to me the certificate of funds transfer written in your name that you have approved him as the beneficiary to your funds of which i believed that was not really the truth.

He has then tried to pay for the activation fee of the ATM MASTER CARD of $450 which is the only required fee to be paid to enable the activation of the ATM CARD at the activation department office as well as to allow him withdrawn the funds at once immediately he returned back to United States.

I have then instructed the police Inspector General here in Nigeria to keep two of his men as the monitoring officer to monitor his movement.

This mail is to ask if you have really sent him on your behalf to receive your ATM MASTER CARD which the delivery fee has been paid by the Central bank of Nigeria to the delivery company.

If NO, Please resubmit the below information:

1. YOUR FULL NAME :
2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS :
3. YOUR HOME TELEPHONE NO :
4. A SCANNED COPY OF YOUR ID CARD
5 .NATIONALITY :
6 .SEX :
7. AGE:

Ensure that you call me immediately for the benefit of protecting your transaction. This message if very important and must be replied immediately to avoid loosing your ATM MASTER CARD

Best Regards
Dr. LAMIDO SANUSI
EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA

[Classic]

Oh.

[Samus Aran]

Your email account has won you the sum of ($852,000.00) in the on-going
Chevron/Texaco poverty alleviation program 2010.
1. NAME IN FULL:
2. ADDRESS (IN FULL):
3. NATIONALITY:
4. AGE:
5. SEX
6. OCCUPATION (POSITION HELD):
7. HOME PHONE & MOBILE NUMBER:
Verification Number:(CT-222-6747,FGN/P-900-56)
CLAIMS PROCESSING OFFICER:
Mr. Ray David
EMAIL: payoutservice0302@yahoo.com.hk
Phone: +2348162694059

[Andria]

DUDE YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH

[Cookie]

[Classic]

I guess they're sending it to everyone.

INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER
Processing Department
Trust Towers Asylum Down
2nd Floor PMB CCCI
Cantonments, Accra Ghana
E-mail:[email][email protected][/email]
   Date: 15th December,2010.


REF: HSBCBA/GHA/ACC/01/09


ATTN:BENEFICIARY,                               
                                                                        SWIFT: HSBC   22
RE:SWIFT TRANSFER OF US$ 1.5 MILLION ACCRUED INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I am DR.CHRISTIAN AKWA,HEAD OF TREASURY DEPARTMENT, HSBC BANK GHANA, sometime ago ,your over-due funds was brought to our bank from Economic Community of west African States (Ecowas)In collaboration with the European Union (EU) Payment Board of trustee chairman, Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), the senate house committee chairman and the Accountant General of the Federation, on out-standing  payments of which the government is incurring deficit, while we are indebted to pay all out-standing  Inheritance/Contract  funds  via  Swift Telegraphic Wire Transfer (KTT).

In the Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) It was revealed in your file as your name was penciled as the bonafide beneficiary to receive your out-standing Accrued Interest Funds $1.5 Million United States dollars only, which the World Bank, International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) and other monetary agencies resolved this issue in London after one week meeting and decided to pay which is still unclaimed in our bank.

Note,we do not have enough time to waste, since we have wasted a lot of time in contacting our respective beneficiaries, so try and comply with the necessary remittance requirements to ensure the swift release of these funds into your account by sending you a transfer confirmation slip to enable you notify your bank about the incoming funds into your nominated account without any further impediments.
Heed to reconfirm your identification for example, your international passport or your drivers license, your telephone and fax number for easy communication with your mailing address and your designated bank details to ensure the immediate transfer of these funds as scheduled.

Be advised to expedite action urgently to ensure the swift release of these your over-due funds, because the (CBN)officials wants the Accrued Interest to be paid to them but we refused because of their bureaucratic banking activities and instructions. They would like to recall back these funds into their Federal Treasury as an Escrow account into government Treasury as unclaimed funds.

Endeavor to call urgently on telephone:+233-26-1810109, Fax: +233-021-811325., E-mail: [email protected]

We await your prompt response.
Best Regards,
Dr.Christian Akwa,
Head Of Treasury Department.
Hsbc Bank Ghana
TEL:+ 233-26-1810109.
FAX:+233-021-811325.

[Cookie]

I guess they're sending it to everyone.

INTERNATIONAL TRANSFER
Processing Department
Trust Towers Asylum Down
2nd Floor PMB CCCI
Cantonments, Accra Ghana
E-mail:[email][email protected][/email]
   Date: 15th December,2010.


REF: HSBCBA/GHA/ACC/01/09


ATTN:BENEFICIARY,                               
                                                                        SWIFT: HSBC   22
RE:SWIFT TRANSFER OF US$ 1.5 MILLION ACCRUED INTEREST INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I am DR.CHRISTIAN AKWA,HEAD OF TREASURY DEPARTMENT, HSBC BANK GHANA, sometime ago ,your over-due funds was brought to our bank from Economic Community of west African States (Ecowas)In collaboration with the European Union (EU) Payment Board of trustee chairman, Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF), the senate house committee chairman and the Accountant General of the Federation, on out-standing  payments of which the government is incurring deficit, while we are indebted to pay all out-standing  Inheritance/Contract  funds  via  Swift Telegraphic Wire Transfer (KTT).

In the Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) It was revealed in your file as your name was penciled as the bonafide beneficiary to receive your out-standing Accrued Interest Funds $1.5 Million United States dollars only, which the World Bank, International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) and other monetary agencies resolved this issue in London after one week meeting and decided to pay which is still unclaimed in our bank.

Note,we do not have enough time to waste, since we have wasted a lot of time in contacting our respective beneficiaries, so try and comply with the necessary remittance requirements to ensure the swift release of these funds into your account by sending you a transfer confirmation slip to enable you notify your bank about the incoming funds into your nominated account without any further impediments.
Heed to reconfirm your identification for example, your international passport or your drivers license, your telephone and fax number for easy communication with your mailing address and your designated bank details to ensure the immediate transfer of these funds as scheduled.

Be advised to expedite action urgently to ensure the swift release of these your over-due funds, because the (CBN)officials wants the Accrued Interest to be paid to them but we refused because of their bureaucratic banking activities and instructions. They would like to recall back IN POG FORM these funds into their Federal Treasury as an Escrow account into government Treasury as unclaimed funds.

Endeavor to call urgently on telephone:+233-26-1810109, Fax: +233-021-811325., E-mail: [email protected]

We await your prompt response.
Best Regards,
Dr.Christian Akwa,
Head Of Treasury Department.
Hsbc Bank Ghana
TEL:+ 233-26-1810109.
FAX:+233-021-811325.

Mine was from 2008

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I never get spam

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I never get spam

Neither do I.

[Samus Aran]

INSTRUCTIONS

Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 3 to 6 weeks you will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.

Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This little business is a little different than most cosmetic surgery. Your product is not solid (sic) and tangible, but rather a service. You are in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this service.

(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.)

Immediately cut off your penis at the base.
Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice.
Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5 pieces of equal length.
Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total investment your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying your penis for this service).
Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position.
Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section, call the file, MAKE.PENIS.FAST.
Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws.
NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof!

Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis.

Daniel J. Karnes, 6394-B Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
Newt Gingrich, Speaker of the House of Misrepresentatives, Washington, DC 20515
Emil T. Chuck 6394-A Tawney Bloom, Mogi Donuts, MD 21045
Charles Wilson 7690 Karnesville Road, Phobic, MI 48348
William Davenant 8295 Hiding Closet Rd, Clarkston, MI 48348
Peter Ruckman 14805 Rivercrest, Sterling Hts., MI 48312
Steven Crisp 3718 Kings Point, Troy, MI 48083
Mark Gengler 5748 Patterson, Troy, MI 48098
Pat Robertson 666 God's Little Homophobe Road, Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307
Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco Mercenary Street, Lung Cancer Hacks., VA 48038
Dear Friend,

My name is Daniel J. Karnes. In September 1988 my life was repressed and the bible thumpers were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was never laid and my mental disability checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Apple computer and my bible. I longed to turn my fixation into my vocation.

This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a Double-Wide Trailer with CASH in Feburary 1989. I am currently building a Self-Worship Temple on the West Coast of Florida, with a private S/M Dungeon with room for all of my closeted friends, and a beautiful view of the bay from my women's shoes closet and wardrobe. I will never be underendowed again. Today I am equipped! I have over 400,000 inches of penis (33,333 feet and 4 inches! ) to date and will become a million-incher within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This penis enlargement making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn 50,000 inches or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to go to your mailbox or reconstructive surgeon.

In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could earn 50,000 inches of penis or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desparately underendowed, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustating day looking through the want ads for a wife who didn't need sexual fulfillment. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling several gay bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and then glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams.

I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and enhance this penis making formula into the most unbelievable penis enlargement generator that has ever been created. I substituted the computer bulletion boards in place of the post office and electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true.

Sincerely yours,

Daniel J. Karnes

About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter withn the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of making thousands of inches, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with their penis. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out one piece of my penis in each as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received 50,000 inches, but it was definitely well over 35,000! For the first time in all my years, I was adequately endowed. It was great. Of course, it didn't take me long to feel inadequate again so I am using this excellent penis enlargement opportunity once again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy.

Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works!

Good Luck,

Charles R. Wilson
St Agathe Que.

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best spam ever

[Thyme]

Neither do I.

I do, but they always directly go to my spam box. And they're pretty boring. Indecipherable Viagra ads and the like.