Saddest Voice Mail Ever

[strongbad]

So I was calling my house to talk to my brother, since I want my GCN memory card so I can play some fucking melee, but "home" in my address book on my phone is right next to "holli" who is some girl I met in Mexico last year. We've talked a few times since then and from my understanding she liked me, but I thought (and still do think) that it would be ridiculous to have a long distance relationship like that since she lives in Nebraska.

Anyways, so I accidently called her, and upon getting her voice mail, realized that I had called her instead of my house so i hung up. A few minutes later she calls, and I ignored it, since I had no intention of called her, so I ignored it, and then sent her a text message that said "Ah sorry butt dial." A minute after that I get a voice mail that's something along the lines of "David! I haven't talked to you in forever! I'm so glad you called, I just missed you and it looks like you just missed me! I miss you and I really hope I can see you soon, wait I'm getting a text.... Oh.. Butt Dial.... Well.... I hope you're doing well in college... Bye David"

The change in tone in her voice after she got my message was so dramatic it cracked me up. I should call her 
But yeah i thought this was a funny story so I thought i'd share.

[ME##]

i always fear that i'll accidentally call somebody when i don't mean to



but you should call her

[Daddy]

i hope you stay a virgin you dick

[Volvagia]

i hope you stay a virgin you dick

this.

[Nyerp]

it's too bad because she def. wanted to 1

[strongbad]

i hope you stay a virgin you dick

Why
It was an honest mistake and I'm going to call her. I don't see anything wrong, I just think it's funny.

[Daddy]

HER PAIN IS NOT FUNNY YOU CRUSHED HER SOUL

[??????]

Why
It was an honest mistake and I'm going to call her. I don't see anything wrong, I just think it's funny.

because he suffers from white knight syndrome

[rdl]

if i did that the girl's friends would murder me.

i've learned to become extremely sensitive to the ladies

[Travis]

if i did that the girl's friends would murder me.

i've learned to become extremely sensitive to the ladies

why would they murder you for that

[strongbad]

if i did that the girl's friends would murder me.

i've learned to become extremely sensitive to the ladies

She lives in Nebraska and I don't know her friends

[crystalpepsi]

 Lol I rememeber Holli. 

[rdl]

why would they murder you for that

um

someone blows off your friend
> friend is sad
>> friends are like "oh he must've had his reasons"
>> friends are like "WHAT A BASTARD FUCK HIM"

that was wordly poorded

[??????]

you make me so hard rdx

[rdl]

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