MOTHERFUCKING BOYAH AWARDS

[Daddy]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN 2010

http://vimeo.com/16756118

[spoiler=TOO LONG/BORING DIDN'T WATCH] Boyager most likely to run Boyah into the ground if made an Admin
--Winner: Lacey
--Runner up: Slim
Best Admin:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Snorkel
Best at Geography
--Winner: Me86
--Runner up: YPR
Best Avatar
--Winner: Man of Popsicle
--Runner up: YPR
Best Boyager:
--Winner: YPR
--Runner up: PQQU
Best Boyager Outside of the US:
--Winner: Thyme
--Runner up: Volvagia
Best Boyah Board:
--Winner: The Lobby
--Runner up: Tie between Video Games and The Arts
Best Boyah Friends:
--Winner: Thyme and Me86
--Runner up: Tie between Kaz & Hensa and Man of Popsicle & his ego
Best College that a Boyager Attends:
--Winner: WPI
--Runner up: U of Wisconsin-Madison
Best Defender of Doodthing
--Winner: Wrench
--Runner up: Thyme (honourably)
Best Defining Feature:
--Winner: Clucky's 'Mind'
--Runner up: Tie between JMV's eyebrows and C.Mongler's cheeks
Best emote user:
--Winner: Thyme
--Runner up: Tectron
Best Female Boyager:
--Winner: Tie between PQQU and Rae
--Runner up: Clucky
Best Homoexual:
--Winner: Me86
--Runner up: Tyler
Best intern:
--Winner: Tie between Zidone and Steal
--Runner up: Tie btween Houdini and Tectron
Best Media Prowess:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Snorkel
Best midwesterner:
--Winner: YPR
--Runner up: ME86
Best Mod:
--Winner: Me86
--Runner up: YPR
Best Musical Taste:
--Winner: Snorkel
--Runner up: Hiro
Best new Member:
--Winner: Man of Popsicle
--Runner up: Echo
Best Quote:
--Winner: "Geno- I remember at my 16th birthday all my friends threw silly putty at me and I cried"
--Runner up: "Socks-needles to say, these individuals are not  near the mark, both in terms of realization and in course of action."
Best Screen Name:
--Winner: Man of Popsicle
--Runner up: Dead is Dr. Suess
Best Straight Male:
--Winner: YPR
--Runner up: Famy
Best Taste in Video Games:
--Winner: Lawlz
--Runner up: Zidone
Best Thread:
--Winner: Manly Man Thread
--Runner up: Load of bullshi!!!
Best Typo:
--Tie between Needles to say and Ask Doodthing for Frogiveness
--Runner up: Christman
Best Video Game Collection:
--Winner: Reaper
--Runner up: Kaz
Best Looking Female Boyager:
--Winner: Hensa
--Runner up: Velvet
Best Looking Male Boyager:
--Winner: Tie between: Snorkel and YPR
--Runner up: JMV
Biggest Liar:
--Winner: Hime
--Runner up: Tie between JMV and Geno
Biggest OS Geek:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Lozal
Biggest Weeaboo
--Winner: Kono
--Runner up: Kaz
Boyager changing the Most Rapidly:
--Winner: PQQU
--Runner up: Sam
Boyager Least Likely to Succeed:
--Winner: Lawlz
--Runner up: Lacey
Boyager: Least Likely to vote for oneself in everything they're running for:
--Winner: Rae
--Runner up: Joeinc
Boyager Least Likely to win a superlative IRL:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Mippo
Boyager Most likely to avoid people:
--Winner: Lawlz
--Runner up: JMV
Boyager Most likely to be a drama queen:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Sam
Most likely to be a hipster:
--Winner: Snorkel
--Runner up: Bushybrow
Boyager Most likely to be high whilst voting in the boyah awards:
--Winner: Snorkel:
--Runner up: Socks
Boyager Most likely to become a mass-murdering sociopath:
--Winner: Clucky
--Runner up: Slim
Most likely to become famous:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Tie between ME86 and Clucky
Boyager Most likely to become president:
--Winner: Bassir
--Runner up: ME86
Boyager Most likely to brag about their drug consumption:
--Winner: Mippo
--Runner up: Snorkel
Boyager Most likely to break the law:
--Winner: JMV's Car
--Runner up: ClassicTyler when he marries
Boyager most likelyt o commit suicide:
--Winner: Cameron
--Runner up: Clucky
Boyager most likely to die at a young age:
--Winner: Rustoneal
--Runner up: Clucky
Boyager most likely to get into a relationship and stop coming to boyah:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Joeinc
Boyager most likely to get trolled:
--Winner: Kaz
--Runner up: Sam
Boyager most likely to hate everybody/Be Slimââ,¬â,,¢s reincarnation:
--Winner: Nyerp
--Runner up: BlackDS
Boyager most likely to have a pessimistic outlook on their life:
--Winner: Cameron
--Runner up: Tie between ME86 and JMV
Boyager most likely to have a pregnancy scare
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Kaki
Boyager most likely to invite a new Boyager:
--Winner: Strongbad
--Runner up: Geno
Boyager most likely to join Texas' secession from the Union:
--Winner: Tie between ClassicTyler and Socks
--Runner up: Zach
Boyager most likely to leave:
--Winner: Hiro
--Runner up: Slim
Boyager most likely to move to Canada:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Snorkel
Boyager most likely to not win any other awards:
--Winner: Bluaki
--Runner up: Tie between Zidone  and Mario583
Boyager most likely to overthrow JMV:
--Winner: Tie between Snorkel and Guff
--Runner up: Tie between JMV and Lacey
Boyager most likely to own 50% of the anonymous board:
--Winner: Nyerp
--Runner up: Clucky
Boyager Most Likely to Post a Thread No One Cares About:
--Winner: Hiro
--Runner up: Snorkel
Boyager Most Likely to Post Nudes of Self:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Tie between Kaz and Rustoneal
Boyager most likely to repost the first page of Reddit:
--Winner: Hiro
--Runner up: Man of Popsicle
Boyager most likely to represent their State in Congress:
--Winner: Tie between Guff and Me86
--Runner up: N/A (only two options)
Boyager most likely to say they will leave forever and return:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Hiro
Boyager most likely to switch to a Mac:
--Winner: Tectron
--Runner up: Strongbad
Boyager most likely to use Doothing:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Kaz
Boyager most likely to use the word 'hipster':
--Winner: Tie between Nyerp and JMV
--Runner up: Tectron
Boyager most likely to use the word 'hipster' incorrectly:
--Winner: BushyBrow
--Runner up: Fluxus
Boyager most likely to vote for oneself in everything theyââ,¬â,,¢re running for:
--Winner: Thyme
--Runner up: Tie between Joeinc and Houdini
Boyager most likely to watch sports:
--Winner: YPR
--Runner up: Tie between Wrench and Title
Boyager most likely to win a superlative in real life:
--Winner: Man of Popsicle
--Runner up: JMV
Boyager no one likes but everybody tolerates:
--Winner: Lacey
--Runner up: Mippo
Boyager who would make the best pin-up model:
--Winner: Kaki
--Runner up: Guff
Boyager with the best signature:
--Winner: Thyme
--Runner up: Kaz
Boyager with the coolest friends:
--Winner: Steal
--Runner up: Strongbad
Boyager with the most interesting Twitter feed:
--Winner: Doodthing
--Runner up: C.Mongler
Boyager you most want to meet in person:
--Winner: Tie between Famy and YPR
--Runner up: Tie between JMV and Kaz
Cheapest Boyager:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Tie between Lacey and Snorkel
Closet Alcoholic:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Tie between ClassicTyler and Me86 after dealing with this shit twice
Closet Homosexual:
--Winner: Socks
--Runner up: JMV
Dirtiest Boyager:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Lacey
Doesn't Give a Shit About the Awards:
--Winner: Kid Rock
--Runner up: Rustoneal
Facial Expression Most Similar to that of Doodthing:
--Winner: Kaz's Avatar
--Runner up: Socks
Film of the year:
--Winner: Toy Story 3
--Runner up: Inglorious Basterds
Game of the Year:
--Winner: Super Mario Galaxy 2
--Runner up: Uncharted 2
Giant Poser:
--Winner: Mippo
--Runner up: Slim
Hits on Females Too Much:
--Winner: Hiro
--Runner up: Socks
Hits on Males Too Much:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Clucky
Least Intelligent:
--Winner: Mippo
--Runner up: Lacey
Least-missed Absent Boyager
--Winner: LexLuthor
--Runner up: Tie between Slim and Lawlz
Member Who Inspires the Most Activity:
--Winner: Just Jack
--Runner up: JMV
Member with the Biggest E-Penis:
--Winner: Tie between Sam and Slim
--Runner up: Lawlz
Most Abused Emote:
--Winner:
--Runner up:
Most Annoying Avatar:
--Winner: Geno
--Runner up: Tie between Man of Popsicle and Rae
Most Annoying Meme:
--Winner: >%date since Boyah Awards were supposed to be posted%
--Runner up: Vuvuzela BZZZZZZZZZ
Most Annoying Signature:
--Winner: Reaper
--Runner up: Bushybrow
Most Artistic:
--Winner: Hensa
--Runner up: Snorkel
Most Deluded:
--Winner: Socks
--Runner up: Clodius
Most Insightful:
--Winner: Pqqu
--Runner up: Snorkel
Most Intelligent:
--Winner: Guff
--Runner up: Tie between JMV and Tectron
Most likely to tell everyone about a game/movie/artist/website everyone knows:
--Winner: Hiro
--Runner up: Mippo
Most Missed Absent Boyager:
--Winner: Joeinc
--Runner up: Tie between Hiro and Lawlz
Most neurotic:
--Winner: Clucky
--Runner up: JMV
Most overrated Boyager:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: Slim
Most Pretentious Boyager:
--Winner: Socks
--Runner up: Kaz
Most Skilled Boyager:
--Winner: Snorkel
--Runner up: JMV
Most Typical:
--Winner: Kaz
--Runner up: Tectron
Most unintentionally hilarious Boyager:
--Winner: Lacey
--Runner up: Mippo, Neupuane, and Socks. 3 way tie
Most unrecognised active Boyager:
--Winner: Tie between Fluxus and Travis
--Runner up: Zidone
Most Warranted Ban:
--Winner: That creepy dude stalking Sam
--Runner up: Title
Neediest Boyager:
--Winner: ClassicTyler
--Runner up: Clucky
Needs to post more:
--Winner: Hensa
--Runner up: Tectron
Needs to return to Boyah:
--Winner: MissPyrate
--Runner up: Lawlz
Next to lose their virginity:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Strongbad
Nicest member:
--Winner: Tie between PQQU and Rae
--Runner up: Tie between Echo and ME86
Nicest smile:
--Winner: Sam
--Runner up: Tie between JMV and Gin
Only Boyager willing to second nominations:
--Winner: YPR
--Runner up: C. Mongler
Post of the year:
--Winner: Tie between Thyme's "why did the boyager cross the road post" and one of Socks's rambling posts that make no bloody sense
--Runner up: Nyerp's "Fuck. You." Thread
Silliest:
--Winner: Thief, Neupane, and ClassicTyler. 3 WAY TIE
--Runner up: Thyme's brother
State/Province with the overall best inhabitant Boyagers:
--Winner: California
--Runner up: Massachusetts
Threat to national security:
--Winner: Bassir
--Runner up: Socks
Unluckiest Boyager:
--Winner: JMV
--Runner up: PQQU
Worst Admin:
--Winner: Bassir
--Runner up: Reaper
Worst Boyager:
--Winner: Tie between BlackDS and anyone with zero posts.
--Runner up: Mippo
Worst Intern:
--Winner: Zidone
--Runner up:  Houdini
Worst Mod:
--Winner: Thief
--Runner up: Kaz[/spoiler]


NOW STOP FUCKING BOTHERING ME OR I'LL SLIT YOUR THROATS


Oh, and here is Hensa's section, with the audio, as its own video.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScTlWpDWa-Q[/youtube]

[Mando Pandango]

I usually dig at least into the second page of reddit before posting stuff I find. :<

EDIT: Oh yeah thanks for best new user I guess.

[Samus Aran]

fourth

or not i guess JEEZ you just had to delete posts

[snoorkel]

thank you friends, for your kind accolades

who is the man in white shirt and multiple hats midway through who is the closest match to my hair and voice I've ever encountered

[Samus Aran]

holy fuck this is long

[Samus Aran]

lmao desynced audio for nyerp

[[hedy]Zidone]

theemay

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

i didn't expect the voices of boyagers to be so strage  

[[hedy]Zidone]

thank you friends, for your kind accolades

who is the man in white shirt and multiple hats midway through who is the closest match to my hair and voice I've ever encountered

apparently not a boyager

or at least not anymore, i guess he's that one guy who was lacey's friend and kept changing his name to match other people's

okay i guess it's zyphet

[Mando Pandango]

I feel like you guys should know I did a video and I was like JMV I HAVE MY VIDEO and he was like "i was sick of waiting so i gave your section away lol"

i was even eating

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK MAN HE GAVE IT TO HIMSELF y u do dis

EDIT EDIT: None of you can say "Thyme" right. Are you retarded. It's exactly like "time." How hard is that. Have you ever cooked with spices? Have you ever listened to Simon and Garfunkel. ffs

[??????]

i didn't expect the voices of boyagers to be so strage   

yush
they're pretty bad




also geno's video is so hilarious
"so did you meet YPR yet"
"..."

I feel like you guys should know I did a video and I was like JMV I HAVE MY VIDEO and he was like "i was sick of waiting so i gave your section away lol"

i was even eating

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK MAN HE GAVE IT TO HIMSELF y u do dis

EDIT EDIT: None of you can say "Thyme" right. Are you retarded. It's exactly like "time." How hard is that. Have you ever cooked with spices? Have you ever listened to Simon and Garfunkel. ffs

jmv is mean

[Geno]

lmao desynced audio for nyerp

Because he's a

[Hiro]

You guys are terrible at pronunciations 
Boo-yagger
High-roh
Zigh-done

etc

[Mando Pandango]

"Christman. I don't know what his typo was but he wins I guess."

I lol'd SO HARD.

But seriously Cookie you have the worst pronunciations of anyone.

[Geno]

i didn't expect the voices of boyagers to be so strage  

Holy shit where have you been?